Introduce yourself to Elfsborg

#neverhad5shags

 

#VoluntaryOnesAnyway

 

Elfs gotta say I’m so pleased you dont contribute to the betting thread - I haven’t got a clue what they’re fuking on about ???

 

We are winners and they are the losers.

 

I got the train home with the Purple Knob tonight ...he was wearing that awful purple jacket.

Not everyone on the train seemed keen on his programme stories

 

But I noticed some admiring glances at the jacket.

 

@baraettmattesvensson has a horrible problem tonight

Gillingham are playing Spurs at the Valley ...and Elfs is literally drooling at the thought of the programme.

But he has nobody to buy him one

Could @brb help

 

Problem solved.

I will have to go over there, although such a long time since I last went there I shall have to use TFL for help.

 

But you are seen at the Valley at every home game?

 

A shame my pics take up too much space on this board.

This would then tell another story.

 

As you are now going all the way over to the Valley tonight to satisfy your craving for a Gillingham v Spurs Under 23s programme ....why don't you pay the £15 and go in to watch the match?

I am assured that not one penny will be going to your mate Duch **** - a lot

 

@Clb74 @AllHellLetLoose

I caught the train home from work with @baraettmattesvensson last night.

For some reason this film springs to mind.

 

Beware.

 

Your going over the valley to get a Gillingham v spurs programme.
#****ingneedsheadtesting

 

They did that ….. they couldn't find anything!

 

No really! ….. literally nothing at all... zip …. nada …. nothing

 

A shell.

 

Attendance at the Valley last night- 308

I predicted Spurs would bring 50 and in fact they brought 60

@baraettmattesvensson

Your winning breakfast will be missing it’s sausage, as you still owe me Accrington money.

 

Never mind, there'll be other bangers available.

 

The cafe I am taking you to has got an absolutely 10/10 MILF

I always make a point of dropping my toast in my lap when she serves me.