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  1. humanbeingincroydon

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    The worst part is this is allegedly real...
     
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    Argentina is remembering Erik Lamela exists SHOCK

    ...and I see they learned from their "Tottenham Hotspurs" gaffe
     
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    And Foyth, or is he a regular in the full squad? Can't be long for Gazza.
     
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    Foyth was called up for the last round of friendlies, but didn't get on the pitch

    I'm going to guess the main topic for discussion is Icardi getting called up - because it's long been suspected that Messi had exiled Icardi from the team for sleeping with (and later marrying) Maxi Lopez's wife
     
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    Looking at their options in goal, you're probably right. If he can get enough game time, then Gazzaniga's got a real shot at getting selected.
     
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  6. humanbeingincroydon

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    Come on, Harry, fake a hamstring strain! All the red-shirted kids are doing it...

    In other news Hugo made the French squad (obviously)

    Davies was left out of the Wales squad due to suspension (but, this being Wales, there's plenty of Davieses to replace him with)

    The DBU found some cash down the back of the sofa to pay Eriksen and the rest of the first team squad

    ...and Belgium have to be different, so their squad list won't be released until tomorrow lunchtime
     
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    Good thing Davies is suspended from Wales, he needs a break.

    Hopefully Kane gets rested for all of the Wayne Rooney international against the USA and Southgate decides he wants a look at Wilson before fat lad comes on for his last 20 minute stroll round the pitch. Be good for Alli to get some more minutes as well, I've seen praise in the media for his performance midweek but I think he was still a bit sloppy and would benefit from a good runaround to get his touch back properly.
     
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    Alli's movement was superb, as usual, but he was clearly lacking sharpness or he'd have won the game in the first half.
    Had a couple of great chances and he'd have buried them if he was 100%.
     
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    Agreed PNP, the ball just seemed to bounce off him or not drop at times. Just needs some time on the pitch to get sharper again and hopefully England can give that time to him before handing him back to us raring to go.
     
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    Now would be a good time for Agent Toby to have a word with Youri Tielemans...

    ...while Argentina have followed the lead of England, Belgium and Croatia in having multiple Spurs in their national team...
     
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    Just in case you needed a distraction from interesting football, the international break is back.
    England have two matches at Wembley this time out, as the surface needs another good going over.
    First up is the USA in a friendly on Thursday at 8pm. That's followed by a Nations League match against Croatia on Sunday at 2pm.
    Both matches are on Sky and here's the squad, which will inevitably change due to players pulling out:

    Goalkeepers: Marcus Bettinelli (Fulham), Jack Butland (Stoke City), Alex McCarthy (Southampton), Jordan Pickford (Everton).

    Defenders: Trent Alexander-Arnold (Liverpool), Ben Chilwell (Leicester City), Lewis Dunk (Brighton ), Joe Gomez (Liverpool), Michael Keane (Everton), Luke Shaw (Manchester United), John Stones (Manchester City), Kieran Trippier (Tottenham), Kyle Walker (Manchester City).

    Midfielders: Dele Alli (Tottenham), Ross Barkley (Chelsea), Fabian Delph (Manchester City), Eric Dier (Tottenham), Jordan Henderson (Liverpool), Jesse Lingard (Manchester United), Ruben Loftus-Cheek (Chelsea), Harry Winks (Tottenham).

    Forwards: Harry Kane (Tottenham), Marcus Rashford (Manchester United), Wayne Rooney (DC United), Jadon Sancho (Borussia Dortmund), Raheem Sterling (Manchester City), Danny Welbeck (Arsenal), Callum Wilson (Bournemouth).

    Danny Welbeck has withdrawn, due to a bad looking injury from Arsenal's midweek Europa League match against Sporting.

    Scotland have two Nations League matches.
    The first is in Albania on Saturday at 7.45pm and the second is at Hampden against Israel on Tuesday, also at 7.45pm.
    Wales host a Nations League game against Denmark on Friday at 7.45pm, then a friendly in Albania on Tuesday at 7pm.
    The Republic of Ireland face Northern Ireland in a friendly on Thursday at 7.45pm, then have a Nations League game against Denmark on Monday.
    Windsor Park will welcome Austria on Sunday at 5pm for the North's other match, which is a friendly.
     
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    Because both Pogba and Martial are "injured"...
     
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    Give it large danger mousse
     
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    The complete list of internationals

    Argentina: Erik Lamela, Juan Foyth, Paulo Gazzaniga
    Belgium: Toby Aldeweireld
    Denmark: Christian Eriksen
    England: Harry Kane, Dele Alli, Eric Dier, Harry Winks
    France: Hugo Lloris, Moussa Sissoko
    Ivory Coast: Serge Aurier
    USA: Cameron Carter-Vickers

    Cyprus U21: Jack Roles
    England U21: Kyle Walker-Peters

    Belgium U19: Jonathan De Bie
    England U19: TJ Eyoma

    England U18: J'Neil Bennett, Luis Binks, Paris Maghoma

    England U17: Malachi Walcott, Dennis Cirkin

    Before anyone asks...
     
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    ****ing hell, we really do have injury problems, don't we? One senior Belgian?
     
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    Another reason to sign Tielemans in January, then...
     
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    Might depend on who Monaco's new manager is going to be.
    Henry's still there at the moment, but they're five points clear of safety, so he's on borrowed time.
    Maybe they can get Wenger back?
     
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    One thing working in our favour at the moment is Tielemans being the main recipient of everything Henry learned at the Alberto Steptonho School of Throwing Players Under The Bus When You **** Things Up, which so far includes
    * Singling him out for criticism in press conferences
    * Being seemingly oblivious to anything positive he does
    * Subbing him off at half time when 1-0 down against Reims
    * Always bringing up how his form is better for Belgium than it is for Monaco, yet failing to consider why

    On top of that, here's some of Henry's genius ideas during his time in charge so far, such as...
    * Constant chopping and changing of formations, playing 3412, 442, 433, 3421 and expecting the players to fit in each time
    * Setting the team up in a 3421 formation and then having Chadli play left wingback
     
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    Southgate has been made an honorary Yorkshireman.
    Not sure why, but I'm sure it will be a great boost for him and the squad.
     
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    They want to give me an additional reason to call him a twat, other than his insistence on running our players into the ground?
     
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