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Immaculate Conception.

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Cyclonic, Oct 22, 2012.

  1. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  2. MrT

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    <laugh>

    So what I saw at the weekend never existed. Good. It was terrible.

    Fulfillment of scripture? So what about the Jews and their views on scripture? Why discount their views on the same subject?

    I'm not even going to get into the whole biological reasons or the potential issues genetically.
     
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  3. RebelBhoy

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    So where exactly ON the scale is trying to fight someone off the internet then wee man?

    Face facts Benny. An ageing lonely social leper and confirmed bachelor living on their own who makes up stories about the IRA is in no position to crack jokes about aged lonely social lepers who were confirmed bachelors, lived on their own and made up stories about the IRA.
     
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  4. Clunge Beater

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    Jimmy "RhebelBhoy" Savile and his IRA links <rofl>

    As per the scriptolicious <rofl>
     
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  5. RebelBhoy

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    What you witnessed at the weekend was not the same club as you witnessed last season. I find it laughable that an 'educated' man would think it is.

    What about Jewish views on scripture? I am not discounting them. I base my faith on them.
     
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  6. RebelBhoy

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    Wat links are they then wee man?
     
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  7. Clunge Beater

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    From The Sunday People...


    Jimmy Savile terrified enemies by snarling that he was mates with **IRA killers who would *cripple anyone who crossed him.

    The cunning *****phile used threats of *violence to silence victims and anyone else who *threatened to expose him, *investigators on his case believe.

    Today the Sunday People can reveal how Savile once bragged to our journalist how he could fix anyone with just one phone call &#8211; to terrorists.

    He said: &#8220;All I have to do is call my friends in the IRA. They&#8217;ll have someone waking up in hospital the next morning eating their breakfast through a f***ing straw.

    &#8220;I know the IRA, men from the IRA, and you don&#8217;t need to ask these guys twice. I&#8217;m serious. Don&#8217;t f***ing think I&#8217;m not serious. I can get them done &#8211; just with a phone call. That&#8217;s all it takes, young man.&#8221;

    Our evidence has been passed to the multi-agency investigation into Savile, now believed to have collected the accounts of 200 victims.

    A team of 10 from the Met&#8217;s Operation Yewtree are leading the probe, with help from regional police forces, the NSPCC and former *detective Mark Williams-Thomas, a child protection expert.


    Sounds like someone from NOT606...eh WeebleBhoy? <rofl>
     
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  8. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Did he actually shag any of his 'victims' or did he just touch them up?
     
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  9. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    Gave them all VD and allsorts.

    Wee boys up the bum, the whole works.
     
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  10. Tina_old

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    R.B. you must have big pockets. ;)
     
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  11. RebelBhoy

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    Why's that then Christina?
     
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  12. Tina_old

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    You keep owning the Huns on here. Surely you get to keep them now?
     
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  13. RebelBhoy

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    I only have a time share in Ben. The wee hoor gets owned by everyone.
     
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  14. MrT

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    Well why don't the Jews believe Jesus was the Messiah? Those patient bastards are still waiting.

    These scriptures stated that Jesus would be born into the house of David of virgin birth. Joseph was House of David, Mary was not. Either virgin birth or house of david, not both.

    They also stated the Messiah would be a warrior who would rise up to free the Jews from tyranny. Didn't do a good job there now did he?

    Other tales of fantasy in the good book start with Adam and Eve, Eve of course was Adam's rib. Talking snakes, inbreeding sons, big floods, dudes getting all their strength from their hair, dudes getting turned to salt, burning bushes, parting of the red sea....and who can forget Moses having ram's horns on his head although that turned out to be a flaw in transcription.

    Of course I'm not saying Jesus didnt exist, he may well have done. A Dynamo Magician Impossible of his day, bummed up by the retelling of stories by word of mouth until they were written down.
     
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  15. RAVENBLACK

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    Was Savile ever a priest?
     
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  16. ManDingo 20"/20"

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    Wow what a build up for such a **** ****ing punchline.

    Hang your head in shame.
     
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  17. thefanwithnoname

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    Jesus himself said he wasnt the messiah, its even in christian texts.
    the attributes of the messiah are specified and jesus doesnt fit that critera
     
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  18. RebelBhoy

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    Yes. They are still waiting.

    So he was born into the house of David then.

    I thought you wanted to talk about Immaculate conception? In fact, you were quite insistent on it. Now you want to talk about something else?

    There is plenty of evidence for the historical figure of Jesus. You are entitled to your opinion as to who or what he was. I am not trying to convince you of anything. However when you say that you think that what someone believes is laughable you should at least be consistent and recognise that some of the completely unsupportable beliefs that you hold will be met with equal derision.
     
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  19. Clunge Beater

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    Tina "Savile'd" by WeeblePhud and his mongy IRA mates <rofl>
     
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  20. RebelBhoy

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    Quieten down wee man.
     
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