Off Topic I'm Done With Wumming

[Number 1 Jasper]

FFS .

Don't feed the Monster

 

[Tobes]

HIAG is obviously still keeping the hope alive that an AR man will one day appear at the Cons club or the Legion armed with a contract.

 

[Libby]

FFS .

Don't feed the Monster

12 pages of not caring about Hiag and ignoring him

 

[PINKIE]

12 pages of not caring about Hiag and ignoring him

Who said they were going to ignore him ?

 

[Big Ern]

HIAG is obviously still keeping the hope alive that an AR man will one day appear at the Cons club or the Legion armed with a contract.

More likely will be a contract man with an AR

 

[PINKIE]

More likely will be a contract man with an AR

 

[Tobes]

Today the Coach and Horses, tomorrow Wembley.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

Any of them according to gig-guide and the Guardian.
https://www.gig-guide.co.uk/bl.php/music_venues/dorset/22/1
https://www.theguardian.com/travel/2012/sep/05/top-10-dorset-live-music-venues

90% of the venues listed in those guides are off our patch.

Of the remaining 10%, they are either too small for our footprint or are simply not appropriate.

Also, The International Centre, Mr Kyps , and The Tivoli Theatre are pro venues.

Those guides are suite, anyway, as they do not list numerous Bournemouth venues that are well known gigging venues .

Finally, you won't find social club gigs listed in those guides, as they are not advertised to the general public.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

Today the Coach and Horses, tomorrow Wembley.

That would be some achievement for a local semi pro band, Tobias.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

You play in a pub band mate, keep it real, yeah?

Where do you play?

 

[Tobes]

That would be some achievement for a local semi pro band, Tobias.

No **** mate. Keep dreaming though eh.

 

[Tobes]

Where do you play?

I don’t mate.

 

[Big Ern]

Today the Coach and Horses, tomorrow Wembley.

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[Hoddle is a god]

No **** mate. Keep dreaming though eh.

Why?

No one in the band has any aspirations to do what we do full time.

 

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HiaG on the South Coast after a performance...

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[PINKIE]

More likely will be a contract man with an AR

Will probably be like Micheal Douglas in falling down. I can see the headlines now:

'Long suffering neighbour of Dorset Conservative club finally snapped when he gunned down the band playing at the venue'

When interviewed by police he said 'It was the 4th time in as many weeks that the same ****ing band were trotting out their off key version of Status Quo's 'rocking all over the world' and I just couldn't take it any more!'

 

[Hoddle is a god]

I don’t mate.

Then you know nothing about it.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

Status Quo's 'rocking all over the world'

We don't play that song, so that could not have been us.

 

[PINKIE]

90% of the venues listed in those guides are off our patch.

Of the remaining 10%, they are either too small for our footprint or are simply not appropriate.

Also, The International Centre, Mr Kyps , and The Tivoli Theatre are pro venues.

Those guides are suite, anyway, as they do not list numerous Bournemouth venues that are well known gigging venues .

Finally, you won't find social club gigs listed in those guides, as they are not advertised to the general public.

Okay so all of the major venues in your area are either off your patch, too small or not appropriate. And the guides are **** anyway and your gigs, despite being at major venues where the competition is fierce, aren't advertised to the general public

 

[PINKIE]

We don't play that song, so that could not have been us.

Yeah that story didn't actually happen mate.