Too right you have a ****ing drinking problem, don't drink enough, I plough through 20 cans of Red Stripe a day you complete lightweight ****. But seriously, pull yourself together, stop moping about crying on internet forums, you'll never get help on here.
That's a long time celebrating a break up. If work got in the way of a good celebration I would get disinterested and angry too. Give up your job, sign on and get yourself down to bargain booze and enjoy yourself.
Good on you however I must confess to being a tad disappointed as I found you more interesting when you were off your head (like most people)
Aye but he would be blootered and bumming Rebel between bouts of racking sobs, all while slathering on copious amounts of linseed oil.
If you're serious the get a grip of yourself man FFS. Edit: Not about killing her but about coming on the internet and acting like a wee **** Life's ****, deal with it.