I have a drink problem..

Not rape but suprise sex.

 

I'm glad she dumped you, you sound like a pwoper arsehole.

 

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****ing is good as well though.

 

Look, I told ye your turn will come. Stop nippin ma ****in heid.

 

I'm gonna kick your ****s in

 

Wrong thread.

 

You're a bit too calculating for me

 

It takes a lot of alcohol to kill you. I've drunk a bottle of wine, sometimes one and a half plus one to four cans of ale every day* for years. I expect my liver is ****ed but I haven't turned yellow.

*unless I go down the pub where I stick to beer.

 

That's quite possibly the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.

 

And how the **** would a successful rapist stay out of jail if he wisny calculating?

Oh, I know. He'd be a pikey.

 

Who asked you, fanny features??

 

You go girl.

 

Decided I'm going to stop on sunday.

 

Pussy.

 

Nah, leave it 'til Monday - see how you feel after work.

 

Gas is ****ing starting all out cross thread war.

You're ****ing getting it ya ****.

 

Well put.