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I have a drink problem..

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by joe harts dance instructor, Jul 27, 2012.

  1. joe harts dance instructor

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    Not rape but suprise sex.
     
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  2. Tina_old

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    I'm glad she dumped you, you sound like a pwoper arsehole.
     
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  3. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    xbox <ok>

    ****ing is good as well though.
     
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  4. Jip Jaap Stam

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    Is there a problem rape doesn't solve? If there is, I don't wanna know about it.
     
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  5. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Look, I told ye your turn will come. Stop nippin ma ****in heid.
     
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  6. gas

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    I'm gonna kick your ****s in <grr>
     
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  7. gas

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    Wrong thread. <doh>
     
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  8. Tina_old

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    You're a bit too calculating for me <yikes>
     
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  9. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    It takes a lot of alcohol to kill you. I've drunk a bottle of wine, sometimes one and a half plus one to four cans of ale every day* for years. I expect my liver is ****ed but I haven't turned yellow.

    *unless I go down the pub where I stick to beer.
     
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  10. joe harts dance instructor

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    That's quite possibly the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.
     
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  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    And how the **** would a successful rapist stay out of jail if he wisny calculating?

    Oh, I know. He'd be a pikey.
     
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  12. Tina_old

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    Who asked you, fanny features??
     
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  13. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    You go girl.
     
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  14. Tina_old

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    :)
     
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  15. joe harts dance instructor

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    Decided I'm going to stop on sunday.
     
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  16. Tina_old

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    Pussy.
     
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  17. Treat Williams

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    Nah, leave it 'til Monday - see how you feel after work.
     
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  18. ManDingo 20"/20"

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    Gas is ****ing starting all out cross thread war.

    You're ****ing getting it ya ****.
     
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  19. Glesgabhoy67

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    <applause><laugh> Well put.
     
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  20. Jip Jaap Stam

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    :laugh:
     
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