I have a drink problem..

[joe harts dance instructor]

Not rape but suprise sex.

 

[Tina_old]

Not rape but suprise sex.

I'm glad she dumped you, you sound like a pwoper arsehole.

 

[Gambol]

Sound advice.

I'm not drowning my sorrows over her, I just feel when I come in from work theres fook all to do now(well apart from have a ****)

xbox

****ing is good as well though.

 

[Jip Jaap Stam]

Welcome, brother.

What we need to sort out first is your drinking. No lager. Repeat. No lager. A decent red wine or spirit of your choice is perfectly acceptable. Leave off the pints. I can't stress that enough. The beer belly must go.

Every morning start easy exercise. One push up. One curl. Next day move it forward. Very quickly you will find yourself becoming the buff sex object you always knew you were.

Then, when you meet your ex, you are a new person. Strong. Confident. In control. Then ye rape her. The **** that she is.

Is there a problem rape doesn't solve? If there is, I don't wanna know about it.

 

[Gambol]

Gambol, you're a rapey ****

Look, I told ye your turn will come. Stop nippin ma ****in heid.

 

[gas]

I'm gonna kick your ****s in

 

[gas]

Wrong thread.

 

[Tina_old]

Look, I told ye your turn will come. Stop nippin ma ****in heid.

You're a bit too calculating for me

 

[stopmeandslapme]

It takes a lot of alcohol to kill you. I've drunk a bottle of wine, sometimes one and a half plus one to four cans of ale every day* for years. I expect my liver is ****ed but I haven't turned yellow.

*unless I go down the pub where I stick to beer.

 

[joe harts dance instructor]

I'm glad she dumped you, you sound like a pwoper arsehole.

That's quite possibly the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.

 

[Gambol]

You're a bit too calculating for me

And how the **** would a successful rapist stay out of jail if he wisny calculating?

Oh, I know. He'd be a pikey.

 

[Tina_old]

It takes a lot of alcohol to kill you. I've drunk a bottle of wine, sometimes one and a half plus one to four cans of ale every day* for years. I expect my liver is ****ed but I haven't turned yellow.

*unless I go down the pub where I stick to beer.

Who asked you, fanny features??

 

[Gambol]

It takes a lot of alcohol to kill you. I've drunk a bottle of wine, sometimes one and a half plus one to four cans of ale every day* for years. I expect my liver is ****ed but I haven't turned yellow.

*unless I go down the pub where I stick to beer.

You go girl.

 

[Tina_old]

And how the **** would a successful rapist stay out of jail if he wisny calculating?

Oh, I know. He'd be a pikey.

 

[joe harts dance instructor]

Decided I'm going to stop on sunday.

 

[Tina_old]

Decided I'm going to stop on sunday.

Pussy.

 

[Treat Williams]

Decided I'm going to stop on sunday.

Nah, leave it 'til Monday - see how you feel after work.

 

[ManDingo 20"/20"]

Wrong thread.

Gas is ****ing starting all out cross thread war.

You're ****ing getting it ya ****.

 

[Glesgabhoy67]

Welcome, brother.

What we need to sort out first is your drinking. No lager. Repeat. No lager. A decent red wine or spirit of your choice is perfectly acceptable. Leave off the pints. I can't stress that enough. The beer belly must go.

Every morning start easy exercise. One push up. One curl. Next day move it forward. Very quickly you will find yourself becoming the buff sex object you always knew you were.

Then, when you meet your ex, you are a new person. Strong. Confident. In control. Then ye rape her. The **** that she is.

Well put.

 

[Jip Jaap Stam]

Decided I'm going to stop on sunday.

Nah, leave it 'til Monday - see how you feel after work.