Have you forgotten how babies are made?
Mind, any Netths baby would probably involve a gag, a blindfold and a cosh.

Have you forgotten how babies are made?
Mind, any Netths baby would probably involve a gag, a blindfold and a cosh.

2 lads fixing some soffits on a cherry picker catch Matthew fisting himself on his MCFC Champions 2018/2019 bed set with matching lamp shade.
each time he cums, his massive head decreases by 5cms...Matt ****ing himself flat as De Gea has signed a new contract and Pogba is still at United*
*until January
Heavens forbid Metths will ever leave his mums bossom.Why is someone improving their home such an issue? Do your parents ever have improvements to their house or you in a council house that is falling to bits?
Why on earth is he building in your opinion? It's your...he can't build in it without your permission...it's a bloody outrage George... play some Agadoo...that'll show the good for nothing swineI’m not inconsiderate at all, He shouldn’t be doing building work in my opinion.

Matt ****ing himself flat as De Gea has signed a new contract and Pogba is still at United*
*until January
I think he's more worried incase some scruffy builders turn up next door at 11am.Instead of worrying about me and United, You should be worried about the way Arsenal have been defending this season.
I quite like drill music.
I actually understand where Matth is coming from.I'm annoyed, some ****s are moving in downstairs, into stabby mcfuckface flat.
I can here them scrapping the walls etc, trying to do the place up.
How ****ing dare they have a job.
Don't they know i don't like noises, i can ever hear their radio
Maybe i should play this as a subtle hint
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Really pissed off this morning. Trying to peacefully lay on my sun bed but keep getting distracted by the clinking of china from the poolside breakfast room. How bloody inconsiderate are people making all that noise!!!
Got woken up by the bin lorry earlier.
How dare they come and take the dirty rubbish away from my street.
Got woken up by the bin lorry earlier.
How dare they come and take the dirty rubbish away from my street.
No need to be sarcastic.