Off Topic I’m annoyed and here’s why

2 lads fixing some soffits on a cherry picker catch Matthew fisting himself on his MCFC Champions 2018/2019 bed set with matching lamp shade.

 

Matt ****ing himself flat as De Gea has signed a new contract and Pogba is still at United*







*until January

 

each time he cums, his massive head decreases by 5cms...

 

Why is someone improving their home such an issue? Do your parents ever have improvements to their house or you in a council house that is falling to bits?

 

Heavens forbid Metths will ever leave his mums bossom.

 

Why on earth is he building in your opinion? It's your...he can't build in it without your permission...it's a bloody outrage George... play some Agadoo...that'll show the good for nothing swine

 

Metths joining his builders for early morning tea.

 

Instead of worrying about me and United, You should be worried about the way Arsenal have been defending this season.

 

I think he's more worried incase some scruffy builders turn up next door at 11am.

 

Who is, the mole?

 

I actually understand where Matth is coming from.

We have builders in at our house in Manchester knocking two rooms into one and replacing the kitchen. Not only does their noise annoy me when I FT the Mrs from here but the bastards are also charging us for doing the work.

 

Are the wasps OK?

 

Really pissed off this morning. Trying to peacefully lay on my sun bed but keep getting distracted by the clinking of china from the poolside breakfast room. How bloody inconsiderate are people making all that noise!!!

 

Go on a rampage, it seems the only reasoned response

 

Got woken up by the bin lorry earlier.


How dare they come and take the dirty rubbish away from my street.

 

No need to be sarcastic.

 

Parklife

 

I disagree matth, I felt every need.