How To Be A Successful WUM?

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And our HAIG is Rear Admiral. Responsible for the slaughter of millions of threads on not606.

You're thinking of PIXIE, Luvvy.

HIAG is a lovable, cheeky, wum-genius, whom everyone admires and respects for his rakish charm and humane "ownings."

I'm glad that I cleared up any confusion.
 
But, it isn't me. I'm HIAG. You've got the wrong person.

Fella. Put more effort into your wum threads next time... Like reading the threads on our board first.

Pure unadulterated laziness on your part to ask for opinion on alardyce when there's already a thread.

If it were a diving championship you just hit your head on the way down I reckon. :)

You'll note that we know we are **** and that his appointment is good for SAFC by the way.

I got 3-1 on Sam keeping them up which is free money. Lumped on 3 seperate bets now so it'll be my beer spends for Championship away days next year. :)
 
The Toon mods removed a thread of mine from their board!
<laugh><laugh><laugh>

It absolutely ripped the piss out of them, and was a wum-masterstroke!

I hope some of you lads got the chance to read it before it was pulled.
 
The Toon mods removed a thread of mine from their board!
<laugh><laugh><laugh>

It absolutely ripped the piss out of them, and was a wum-masterstroke!

I hope some of you lads got the chance to read it before it was pulled.
You need a sock mate, your hiag account is a rancid puss ball and leaves you with no game apart from parody
 
Wow! I got a bite from a post that was pulled from the Toon board!

The world has surely never seen a wum with my kind of mastery! I so ****ing good, I can dodge bullets!
 
When you just have to turn up to get a bite is it being a good wum? Or have to just got such a bad reputation that anything you post is meet with savagery?
 
I think we must remember the true meaning of Wum - wind up merchant- so, in that sense, if what you post winds people up, you're a Wum...

Personally, I prefer the more insidious type. Those who seem to be able to flit In and out of a thread, creating chaos by planting a well disguised bomb, and then vanishing.
 
I think we must remember the true meaning of Wum - wind up merchant- so, in that sense, if what you post winds people up, you're a Wum...

Personally, I prefer the more insidious type. Those who seem to be able to flit In and out of a thread, creating chaos by planting a well disguised bomb, and then vanishing.

You are right a wum is a wum, it's the level of success that's important here. I like your example though you have now invented the "Wum Bomb".
 
The Toon mods removed a thread of mine from their board!
<laugh><laugh><laugh>

It absolutely ripped the piss out of them, and was a wum-masterstroke!

I hope some of you lads got the chance to read it before it was pulled.

Lads.. is he normally as deluded as this or is it a change in meds?
Just curious that's all.
He's great entertainment I have to say.
 
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