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How To Be A Successful WUM?

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by luvgonzo, Sep 29, 2015.

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  1. NSIS

    NSIS Well-Known Member

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    Some sweaty. Think he makes cheap crap whiskey....
     
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    NSIS, Oct 13, 2015
  2. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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  3. Stan

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    He was a Field Marshall. Responsible for the slaughter of millions of his fellow countrymen.
     
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    Stan, Oct 13, 2015
  4. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    And our HAIG is Rear Admiral. Responsible for the slaughter of millions of threads on not606.
     
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    luvgonzo, Oct 13, 2015
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  5. Hoddle is a god

    Hoddle is a god Guest

    You're thinking of PIXIE, Luvvy.

    HIAG is a lovable, cheeky, wum-genius, whom everyone admires and respects for his rakish charm and humane "ownings."

    I'm glad that I cleared up any confusion.
     
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    Hoddle is a god, Oct 13, 2015
  6. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    You <monster>
     
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    Skylarker, Oct 13, 2015
  7. Hoddle is a god

    Hoddle is a god Guest

    But, it isn't me. I'm HIAG. You've got the wrong person.
     
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    Hoddle is a god, Oct 13, 2015
  8. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    Fella. Put more effort into your wum threads next time... Like reading the threads on our board first.

    Pure unadulterated laziness on your part to ask for opinion on alardyce when there's already a thread.

    If it were a diving championship you just hit your head on the way down I reckon. :)

    You'll note that we know we are **** and that his appointment is good for SAFC by the way.

    I got 3-1 on Sam keeping them up which is free money. Lumped on 3 seperate bets now so it'll be my beer spends for Championship away days next year. :)
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Oct 13, 2015
  9. Hoddle is a god

    Hoddle is a god Guest

    The Toon mods removed a thread of mine from their board!
    <laugh><laugh><laugh>

    It absolutely ripped the piss out of them, and was a wum-masterstroke!

    I hope some of you lads got the chance to read it before it was pulled.
     
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    Hoddle is a god, Oct 13, 2015
  10. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    That's a very deep question.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Oct 13, 2015

  11. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Hymen Intact Acerbic Gerbil?
     
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    FosseFilberto, Oct 13, 2015
  12. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Hodgson is a goat.
    Harry is a gasbag. [redknapp]
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Oct 13, 2015
  13. NSIS

    NSIS Well-Known Member

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    Not that ****ing deep!...
     
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  14. Tobes

    Tobes Warden
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    You need a sock mate, your hiag account is a rancid puss ball and leaves you with no game apart from parody
     
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    Tobes, Oct 14, 2015
  15. Hoddle is a god

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    Wow! I got a bite from a post that was pulled from the Toon board!

    The world has surely never seen a wum with my kind of mastery! I so ****ing good, I can dodge bullets!
     
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  16. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    When you just have to turn up to get a bite is it being a good wum? Or have to just got such a bad reputation that anything you post is meet with savagery?
     
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    luvgonzo, Oct 14, 2015
  17. goonercymraeg

    goonercymraeg Amnesia
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    It's definitely the latter in HAIG's case <ok>
     
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  18. NSIS

    NSIS Well-Known Member

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    I think we must remember the true meaning of Wum - wind up merchant- so, in that sense, if what you post winds people up, you're a Wum...

    Personally, I prefer the more insidious type. Those who seem to be able to flit In and out of a thread, creating chaos by planting a well disguised bomb, and then vanishing.
     
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    NSIS, Oct 14, 2015
  19. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    You are right a wum is a wum, it's the level of success that's important here. I like your example though you have now invented the "Wum Bomb".
     
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    luvgonzo, Oct 14, 2015
  20. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Lads.. is he normally as deluded as this or is it a change in meds?
    Just curious that's all.
    He's great entertainment I have to say.
     
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