How do you measure up?

[kiwiqpr]

l don’t offer conversion rates.

I heard you were thinking of having a sex change

 

[Didley Squat]

I heard you were thinking of having a sex change

That doesn’t sound very trans-parent!

 

[Makemstine Roger]

it will make you a fortune in ozz if you remember to keep it shaved

 

[Wooperts_duck]

I don't like the sound of that !

 

[kiwiqpr]

Fingernails on a chalkboard

 

[Didley Squat]

I don’t know…..
How do l measure up?

 

[kiwiqpr]

I don’t know…..
How do l measure up?

Can you still get it up

 

[Didley Squat]

Up what?

 

[KingHotspur]

Measure twice, cut once

 

[Wooperts_duck]

Up what?

Up Pompeii ?

 

[Didley Squat]

Who’s a pompous twat?

 

[Makemstine Roger]

ive never been Didly and never will if anyone's interested

 

[Wooperts_duck]

An inch and a half short of paradise......

 

[Makemstine Roger]

would you like to borra another 3 like

 

[Didley Squat]

ive never been Didly and never will if anyone's interested

Are we in the Confessional?
Go ahead my son…..

 

[Makemstine Roger]

sshhh spanky don't let our secrets out

 

[Didley Squat]

Father Squat won’t be giving a service today, he’s getting a full service……. on his vehicle.

 

[Makemstine Roger]

how many are you taking for a ride mate, in the Didley love ride, are you going for a national record

 

[Wooperts_duck]

Four and three quarter inches

 

[Makemstine Roger]

Four and three quarter inches

on a full raging purple helmet no doubt