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  1. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    I heard you were thinking of having a sex change
     
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    kiwiqpr, Feb 3, 2022
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    That doesn’t sound very trans-parent!
     
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    Didley Squat, Feb 3, 2022
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  3. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    it will make you a fortune in ozz if you remember to keep it shaved
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Feb 4, 2022
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    I don't like the sound of that !
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Feb 4, 2022
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  5. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    Fingernails on a chalkboard
     
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    kiwiqpr, Feb 4, 2022
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    I don’t know…..
    How do l measure up?
     
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    Didley Squat, Feb 5, 2022
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    Can you still get it up
     
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    kiwiqpr, Feb 5, 2022
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Up what?
     
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    Didley Squat, Feb 7, 2022
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    KingHotspur Well-Known Member

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    Measure twice, cut once
     
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    KingHotspur, Feb 7, 2022
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    Up Pompeii ?
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Feb 7, 2022
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Who’s a pompous twat?
     
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    Didley Squat, Feb 7, 2022
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  12. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    ive never been Didly and never will if anyone's interested
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Feb 8, 2022
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    An inch and a half short of paradise......
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Feb 8, 2022
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    would you like to borra another 3 like:emoticon-0128-hi:
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Feb 8, 2022
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Are we in the Confessional?
    Go ahead my son…..
     
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    Didley Squat, Feb 12, 2022
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    sshhh spanky don't let our secrets out
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Feb 12, 2022
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Father Squat won’t be giving a service today, he’s getting a full service……. on his vehicle.
     
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    Didley Squat, Feb 13, 2022
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    how many are you taking for a ride mate, in the Didley love ride, are you going for a national record
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Feb 13, 2022
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    Four and three quarter inches
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Feb 13, 2022
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    on a full raging purple helmet no doubt
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Feb 13, 2022
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