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  1. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    How do you measure up?
    Want to know which country has the biggest penises in the world?
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    Metro News Reporter for Metro.co.uk    Saturday 28 Feb 2015 9:06 pm
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    How do you measure up? (Picture: Getty Images)
    Men: you know what you’re working with – but how do you measure up with the rest of the planet?
    If you’re a Brit, you might be disappointed to know the UK ranks is ranked ‘orange’, putting it in the bottom half globally.
    Strictly speaking however, 5.5in – the average in Britain – is also the global average so you’re not on the small side, fellas, you’re just average.
    Painfully average.
    MORE: 10 amazing things you never knew about your penis
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    British? Well you’re painfully average (Picture: Mandatory)
    Penis Size Around the World
    • The global average is 5.5in – the size of the display on an iPhone 6 Plus.
    • The title of biggest penises in the world goes to the Democratic Republic of the Congo, where the average is 7.1in, while North Korea comes bottom of the pile with an average penis size of 3.8in.
    • South America is comfortably the most well-hung continent, with an average of 6.36in.
    • Only 3 percent of men worldwide are dealing with 8in-plus and only 6 percent actually need extra large condoms.
    The data was compiled on EveryoneWeb from a number of different studies.
    Oh, and in answer to a question that has been asked for millenia, the proper way to measure is from the tip of the penis to the very bottom of the pubic bone – so you can refer your other half to this article when they tell you otherwise.

    one day I will tell you all about my early years in the congo
     
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    kiwiqpr, Mar 2, 2015
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  2. UTRs

    UTRs Senile Member

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    North Korea, no wonder they are the secretive state, 3.8", I would want to keep that a secret!
     
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  3. Busy Being Headhunted

    Busy Being Headhunted Well-Known Member

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    That would explain why they hate the South
     
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    Busy Being Headhunted, Mar 2, 2015
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    says the indian elephant
     
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    kiwiqpr, Mar 3, 2015
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    UTRs Senile Member

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    OK, so what about the ladies? Here is a video featuring Father Christmas while he is not delivering presents.

     
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    UTRs, Mar 3, 2015
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    Doh, sorry, having just watched the 1st minute of this video it's about window curtains, not beef...

    Sorry about that!
     
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    Busy Being Headhunted Well-Known Member

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    my trunk measures up ok
     
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    Busy Being Headhunted, Mar 6, 2015
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    It's easy for you to say that, BBH <ok>
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Mar 7, 2015
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    UTRs Senile Member

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    Jonah Falcon

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    Jonah Cardeli Falcon (born 1970) is an American actor and writer. He came to national attention in the early 2000s for his large penis, reported in many publications as being the largest in the world at 13.5 inches (34 cm).

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonah_Falcon

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    UTRs, Mar 21, 2015
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    KooPeeArr Well-Known Member

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    Is that a "serving suggestion?"

    I could recreate that only I'd need matchsticks for scale but I don't want to ruin them by pouring ketchup on top.
     
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    KooPeeArr, Mar 22, 2015
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    Remind me to tell you about my early years in the congo
     
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    How do l measure up?

    In metric!
     
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    Didley Squat, Jan 4, 2022
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    Are we talking centimetres, or metres, Didley ?
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jan 4, 2022
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Whoa there Rusty, let’s try millimeters!
     
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    Didley Squat, Jan 5, 2022
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    Rusty ? .........Try using WD40.....
     
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    …… in metric.
     
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    Didley Squat, Jan 31, 2022
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    In pounds, shillings and pence.....
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Feb 1, 2022
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    l don’t offer conversion rates.
     
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    Didley Squat, Feb 2, 2022
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    you do when its pussy
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Feb 2, 2022
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    How do I measure up...?

    With one of these stupid...<doh>

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