How do you measure up?

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How do you measure up?
Want to know which country has the biggest penises in the world?
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Metro News Reporter for Metro.co.ukSaturday 28 Feb 2015 9:06 pm
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How do you measure up? (Picture: Getty Images)
Men: you know what you’re working with – but how do you measure up with the rest of the planet?
If you’re a Brit, you might be disappointed to know the UK ranks is ranked ‘orange’, putting it in the bottom half globally.
Strictly speaking however, 5.5in – the average in Britain – is also the global average so you’re not on the small side, fellas, you’re just average.
Painfully average.
MORE: 10 amazing things you never knew about your penis
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British? Well you’re painfully average (Picture: Mandatory)
Penis Size Around the World
  • The global average is 5.5in – the size of the display on an iPhone 6 Plus.
  • The title of biggest penises in the world goes to the Democratic Republic of the Congo, where the average is 7.1in, while North Korea comes bottom of the pile with an average penis size of 3.8in.
  • South America is comfortably the most well-hung continent, with an average of 6.36in.
  • Only 3 percent of men worldwide are dealing with 8in-plus and only 6 percent actually need extra large condoms.
The data was compiled on EveryoneWeb from a number of different studies.
Oh, and in answer to a question that has been asked for millenia, the proper way to measure is from the tip of the penis to the very bottom of the pubic bone – so you can refer your other half to this article when they tell you otherwise.

one day I will tell you all about my early years in the congo
 
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Jonah Cardeli Falcon (born 1970) is an American actor and writer. He came to national attention in the early 2000s for his large penis, reported in many publications as being the largest in the world at 13.5 inches (34 cm).

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonah_Falcon

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Jonah Falcon

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Jonah Cardeli Falcon (born 1970) is an American actor and writer. He came to national attention in the early 2000s for his large penis, reported in many publications as being the largest in the world at 13.5 inches (34 cm).

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonah_Falcon

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Is that a "serving suggestion?"

I could recreate that only I'd need matchsticks for scale but I don't want to ruin them by pouring ketchup on top.
 
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