How big of a bird would you pump?

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See for a place thats meant to be full of sexual deviants you are a bunch of fussy ****s
ye canny whack the more rubenesque ladies <ok>
 
returnofthesweatband said:
Now I have only ever had a go on one bird who I considered to be a bit plumper than acceptable.

So I thought it was high time everyone owned up as to whether they'd pump a fatty.. clearly there can be mitigating circumstances ie; Booze, desperation or indeed it was put on a plate and difficult to turn down. Also there are good looking chunky birds so that can go in their favour for a discerning male when deciding whether to pump them or not.

this is a size 14 apparently;

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this is a size 16 apparently;

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This belter is a size 18;
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Me personally I think I'd draw the line at size 16.. sober. would consider upping to an 18 if hammered and desperate.
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Ah wid x 8
 
To be perfectly honest I 'n not too keen on skinny birds, a woman should have a some meat on her bones and a bit of shape however I can't be doing with obese birds unless I am pished oot me heed as you ****s would say. :D

All the birds in the piccies are dooable after a few pints <ok>
 
Gas said:
To be perfectly honest I 'n not too keen on skinny birds, a woman should have a some meat on her bones and a bit of shape however I can't be doing with obese birds unless I am pished oot me heed as you ****s would say. :D

All the birds in the piccies are dooable after a few pints <ok>
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*burds
 
Pretty sure I've never went bigger than a 12, possibly even a 10. I haven't had much sex mind.
 
I'll **** anything that moves. I think I'm the only human being to experience musth. Oh, and I once went down on a Dawn French-alike just to spite myself.
 
I've shagged some serious whales in seedy massage parlour situations where you have to pay your money up front before you see the goods.

With the larger lady, size isn't the only consideration. A size 18 who's young, firm and fruity is more appealing than a size 14 who's all blubbery, loose skin and stretch marks.
 
i hope all you boys are not below 6 foot tall, wear no smaller than a medium and no bigger than a large size in clothes, has a full head of hair, all your teeth remaining (and straight and white), no excess body hair ala sean connery and toned?

just checking. otherwise you dont get to be picky (and it sounds like you arent).
 
jenthesaint1990 said:
i hope all you boys are not below 6 foot tall, wear no smaller than a medium and no bigger than a large size in clothes, has a full head of hair, all your teeth remaining (and straight and white), no excess body hair ala sean connery and toned?

just checking. otherwise you dont get to be picky (and it sounds like you arent).
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I tick all these boxes.

Fancy a bum?
 
jenthesaint1990 said:
i hope all you boys are not below 6 foot tall, wear no smaller than a medium and no bigger than a large size in clothes, has a full head of hair, all your teeth remaining (and straight and white), no excess body hair ala sean connery and toned?

just checking. otherwise you dont get to be picky (and it sounds like you arent).
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That's me to a tee.
 
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