How big of a bird would you pump?

Not anymore than usual

 

Judging by the example photies av pumped a size 14. She was a crackin ride, has to be said.

 

I still recall with unerring clarity - despite the years and the miles in between - returning home one morning after a particularly rewarding all-night grand-slam - just hitting the pleasant mellowing out phase and as was my habit pouring a drink, teeing up Big Stars Watch The Sunrise lighting a cigarette and preparing to sit at my bedroom window which overlooked the park, drinking said drink, smoking said *** and listening to watch the sunrise only to pull back the curtains to be confronted with the sight - three floors up - of the window cleaner....I thought , ****, theyre coming in through the window to get me...and this time its for real.


In his defence he didn't jizz on my window, well, not that I know of..

 

I've had the same experience with the binmen.

Them ****ers don't know the emotional trauma they've caused me

 

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Surely nobody would knock back the size 14 bird. In a previous life I've done a lot worse than that with a drink in me.

 

By this I've done a 16 and a couple of 14's.

All were one nighters and great with it. The 16 was dynamite.

 

All were from Neath too.

 

The last burd I pumped (outwith the burd, burd) was a size 8 - and a skinny size 8 at that.

Was ****ing horrible, the kinda lassie that looks better with her clothes on than clothes off.

After I fired my muck I took her to McDonalds

 

So, ye fired muck into her twice then.

 

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I havent pumped a fatty for years. was too young to know what i was doing at the time.


when I was in my 20's we went to Bug Jam in Newquay. two of my mates pulled a fatty took her back to their tent and took turns on her. I woke up in the morning to see her leave then the pair of them started scrubbing their cocks with germolene when they realised to atroscity they had committed.

 

She was 18 on a hen weekend at minehead butlins.

 

I got off with a fatty when i was about 15, she had weird pubes tits with no meat in and a single long wirey hair on her nipple. Tried to jerk me off but i was revolted and never went near another tubby **** again.

 

At least my muck was full of protein

 

Pumped plenty of fat burds, probably even burds that are size 20+.

Big girls need some loving too.

 

True.

 

The one time i did a fatty I nearly slid off her her she was that sweaty..

 

Surprised you didn't stick to her Chewbacca.

 

I was only 14 at the time.. wasn't fully haired up at the time.