Pulled one in Benidorm when I was 18 ,she was that fat, when I left with her the whole club was laughing at me.
See for a place thats meant to be full of sexual deviants you are a bunch of fussy ****s ye canny whack the more rubenesque ladies
Well, if we go wi the first photie who is a size 14, if you x 8 that you are a sick bastard. That wid be Jabba the Hut.
To be perfectly honest I 'n not too keen on skinny birds, a woman should have a some meat on her bones and a bit of shape however I can't be doing with obese birds unless I am pished oot me heed as you ****s would say. All the birds in the piccies are dooable after a few pints
I'll **** anything that moves. I think I'm the only human being to experience musth. Oh, and I once went down on a Dawn French-alike just to spite myself.
I've shagged some serious whales in seedy massage parlour situations where you have to pay your money up front before you see the goods. With the larger lady, size isn't the only consideration. A size 18 who's young, firm and fruity is more appealing than a size 14 who's all blubbery, loose skin and stretch marks.
i hope all you boys are not below 6 foot tall, wear no smaller than a medium and no bigger than a large size in clothes, has a full head of hair, all your teeth remaining (and straight and white), no excess body hair ala sean connery and toned? just checking. otherwise you dont get to be picky (and it sounds like you arent).
