Off Topic Holidays

If you see him,tell Deco, he's a ****.

 

I'd jump in the ****er and piss off tomorrow given half the chance.

Haven't got a Mystery Machine though, mine's bigger.

 

Off to the isle of man for a week on the 21st.

Gonna be boring as ****.

 

don’t forget the herb

all is good

 

Might just take a week off bro.

They hand out hefty sentences over there

 

Guidelines are 1/3 years for anything under 2 kilo.

Dont wanna spend a week there never mind a year bruv

 

So last night I found out that I need an international drivers permit to collect my hire car out in Spain

I don't actually need it to drive out there, my UK license is fine, but the hire company want it if you don't have an EU drivers license to collect the car. Ffs

Just got it over the counter from the Post Office for a fiver. A flimsy bit of grey card, with my drivers license number handwritten on there and stamped. Not worth the paper it's printed on.

 

What the fk is wrong with this country.....its a herb ffs and as adults we should be able to use it as we please ...........so tragic that in the year 2022 the weed is still outlawed by an establishment supposedly promoting its ideas as a good thing.

 

Yeh the hypocrisy is depressing

Google ilse of man cannabis farms to see what I mean

 

Read one article with man waiting verdict after 1 plant was seized along with a light and a vent......crime of the fking century that.

Some peel guy looking at growing on island though but medicinal byvtge looks of which hopefully comes with thc for the people with bad backs

 

Yeh but what if they get mash up and fall off the island?

 

One less dull **** 2 deal with is my take on it......but I'm sure a smoker wouldn't lose body cognitive skills like the drunken idiots who often smash themselves up every Friday and Saturday and yes even they are catered for

 

One quick tip for all you guys, don't go anywhere that might reach 40c, it's dangerous

 

Hang on .

First you say it’s on a bit of Grey CARD .

Then you say it’s not worth the PAPER it’s printed on .

which one is it ?

I wouldn’t let you into my home planet !

 

Will be in Liverpool to catch a ferry Thursday.

So ill hear no more **** about never visiting Liverpool from anyone after that.

Also hooked up and 8th of bud from the local inbred island dealer when I arrive.

Edge note the **** shame all my cousins over there are wetwipes, that's hmp prices almost

 

So you going to Liverpool for your summer holidays?

 

Nah just passin thu to stowaway to the isle of men. Sorry man, isle of man, cousins wedding, only going to make sure the old man's alright over there with his ex wife who's bringing my brother, who also ain't talking to my old man

Mrs is coming so won't be too bad she'll keep me sane

Oh and my younger sis and her bloke, they live round the corner so I got some London accents going

 

Your old man sounds like my kinda guy

 

I'm sat here wondering if his old mans ex is his mam, his brothers mam, his kid sisters mam or just some bird his dad married before he met their mam.
If the latter why the **** is she bringing his brother

 

im not saying anything