Ouch, re metal plate. bugger. Weather in Sicily not great in January either, just checked. Cyprus or Canaries then pal. Or longer haul.
Off to Belize in a couple of weeks for a week in the jungle then a week on the beach over Christmas. A bit longer than a 4 hour flight like.
Aye I didn’t wanna go long haul I’ve got LA and Vegas end May I can’t be arsed. She wanted to go Thailand but why do that with a bird, ha.
Went to lanzarote a couple of months ago if you are in playa blanca walk one street back from the prom as though you are heading towards the ferry and you will come across a few tables in the middle of the road ( paved area ) there is a small italian on the right hand side just up a few steps and the young bloke will really look after you there half the price of the places down below there is also a nice itallion in Marina Rubicon called Afrodite little Italy If you fancy a ride out Sebastions is real nice for an evening meal.
Lovely there mate really warm during the day but a bit chilli on a night nice walk up the volcano in playa where everyone signs their names with rocks
That’s almost word for word what the bird at Teletext Holidays said, she said need warm **** for evenings. Volcano sounds canny.
This time of year you want the canaries mate. Only one far enough south for banging high temperatures.
Aye am not massive on beaches anyway like to be fair, I like exploring so the volcanoes and **** appealed.
Been up Tenerife's like. ****ing reeks of sulphur but apart from that it was pretty sweet. Hate beaches myself mate. Enjoy.
