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  1. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    EDGE., Nov 8, 2023
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  2. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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  5. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    monacoger, Nov 9, 2023
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    Bad Korea move
     
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    YourIdiotSon, Nov 9, 2023
  7. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    My aunt sold Avon and if Only Fans had existed then I reckon she’d have been on it. According to mother her husband came home one day and found his friend banging his missus halfway up the staircase.
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Nov 9, 2023
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    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    Milkman or Window cleaner?

    We're the stairs carpeted?
     
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    Easter Road 1980, Nov 9, 2023
  9. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Deep shag.
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Nov 9, 2023
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  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Your mother's husband is your dad.
     
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    Gambol, Nov 9, 2023

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    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    I didn't even think of that. My innocent mind.
     
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    Easter Road 1980, Nov 9, 2023
  12. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    not necessarily
     
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  13. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    True. Mibby stopme is a bastard in the truest sense.
     
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    Gambol, Nov 9, 2023
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    My mother never married my dad…
    My family’s like an episode of Shameless.
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Nov 9, 2023
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  17. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Don’t pretend you don’t know.
     
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    YourIdiotSon Well-Known Member

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    Well , it’s definitely to ‘cork’ and opening . May cause a whine .
     
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    YourIdiotSon, Nov 9, 2023
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    It’s the end piece from a curtain pole.
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Nov 9, 2023
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  20. Mick O'Toon

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    * Where
     
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