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  1. The Anilingus Aficionado

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    Bad Korea move
     
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    My aunt sold Avon and if Only Fans had existed then I reckon she’d have been on it. According to mother her husband came home one day and found his friend banging his missus halfway up the staircase.
     
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    <laugh>

    Milkman or Window cleaner?

    We're the stairs carpeted?
     
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    Deep shag.
     
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Your mother's husband is your dad.
     
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    <laugh>

    I didn't even think of that. My innocent mind.
     
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    not necessarily
     
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    True. Mibby stopme is a bastard in the truest sense.
     
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    My mother never married my dad…
    My family’s like an episode of Shameless.
     
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    Don’t pretend you don’t know.
     
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    Well , it’s definitely to ‘cork’ and opening . May cause a whine .
     
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    It’s the end piece from a curtain pole.
     
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    * Where
     
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