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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by skalpel, Jan 3, 2012.

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  1. Leon Bessi

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    how do you pronounce his name?
     
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  2. A November Night In Rotterdam

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    <laugh> Brilliant!
     
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  3. Albert's Chip Shop

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    He's just checked into a Jesmond hotel....
     
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  4. AH

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    Best bit <laugh>
     
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  5. Kyle?

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    Thats because he's only come to prominence today. Look, i doubted it as much as you, but facts don't lie, if the fans say he's real, then he must be real. The Toon are knowledgeable and passionate fans, they know their football, and they have good scouts, so if the scouts and fans say he's real, then he's real.
     
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  6. Vuckic's Faces

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    Amazing <laugh>
     
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  7. skalpel

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    I'm saying "Heh - Sack - Me"
     
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  8. Vuckic's Faces

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    He-sak-mi
     
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  9. Kyle?

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    I did a similar thing when it said we were interested in Joel Campbel (this was before he got an international cap), all i got up was some decorating company.
     
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  10. Sewelly

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    Abeid had thousands of results when you searched his name, because he actually exists.

    This guy is made up, the name is made up. There is actually nothing ever posted on the internet for the word 'Hekasami'. You've got to be going some to get **** all on a Google search.

    Somebody has just invented him on Twitter and made a fake Youtube video and you're all spreading it, come on man.
     
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  11. Arfa's Left Foot

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    I've never heard his name said out loud, **** knows how you pronounce it. We'll find out on Sky Sports News at some point.
     
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  12. AH

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    Right, guys. I'm not saying owt about it but...

    I just rang up Jesmond Hotel and asked if there was a Mr Hesakmi staying there, the receptionist waited a few minutes then said "I'm sorry but I can't disclose that sort of information"

    Just for clarity, I got my friend to ring up and ask for the name of someone entirely factitious and she said that that person wasn't staying there.

    If Hesakmi WASN'T staying there, then surely she would've just said the latter for him as well?

    Something in it? Possibly
     
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  13. TheLittleGeordie

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    Abeid is a much more common surname than Hesakmi
     
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  14. skalpel

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    Plausible I suppose. Is that where new signings usually stay?
     
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  15. AH

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    Silly sausage, that's because you're typing it wrong. It's 'Hesakmi', not 'Hekasami'. Try again.

    And the Youtube video isn't made up. It's a video of footballers, isn't it? See? Hesakmi.
     
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  16. Agent Bruce

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    You're onto something there AH.
     
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  17. A November Night In Rotterdam

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    That's because you're spelling it wrong, silly. Hesakmi.
     
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  18. Vuckic's Faces

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    That's why their aren't no results, it's Hesakmi not Hekasami.

    What are you, blind?
     
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  19. AH

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    Apparently so. Barnetta couldn't recommend it enough, that's why he's been in it for 7 months.
     
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  20. Arfa's Left Foot

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    So basically because there isn't a Kitchen Fitting business or something called Hesakmi's he isn't allowed to exist according to Sewelly <laugh>
     
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