Transfer Rumours Hesakmi

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Speedo said:
To the tune of Bob the Builder:

Tom He-sak-mi
can he fix it?
Tom He-sak-mi
Yes he can!

Willo and Colo, Saylor too
Simpson and Raylor, Santon's new
Tom and the gang have so much fun
Working together, to get the job done.

Tom He-sak-mi
can he fix it?
Tom He-sak-mi
Yes he can!

And so on.
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Best bit <laugh>
 
Sewelly said:
Even if he's not famous there would be results from searching his name on Google. ffs, or at least results for Hesakmi if it was a real Finnish name. There's nowt.

The only results on the entire internet are a Youtube video uploaded today and a deleted Wikipedia page citing a hoax. You're either ridiculously gullable or the lads that started the hoax, possibly a mixture.
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Thats because he's only come to prominence today. Look, i doubted it as much as you, but facts don't lie, if the fans say he's real, then he must be real. The Toon are knowledgeable and passionate fans, they know their football, and they have good scouts, so if the scouts and fans say he's real, then he's real.
 
Speedo said:
To the tune of Bob the Builder:

Tom He-sak-mi
can he fix it?
Tom He-sak-mi
Yes he can!

Willo and Colo, Saylor too
Simpson and Raylor, Santon's new
Tom and the gang have so much fun
Working together, to get the job done.

Tom He-sak-mi
can he fix it?
Tom He-sak-mi
Yes he can!

And so on.
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Amazing <laugh>
 
Acid-Hippo said:
Did you not google search and find the things on Abeid when we were rumoured to be signing him?

I did.

You know what I found?

**** all.
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I did a similar thing when it said we were interested in Joel Campbel (this was before he got an international cap), all i got up was some decorating company.
 
Abeid had thousands of results when you searched his name, because he actually exists.

This guy is made up, the name is made up. There is actually nothing ever posted on the internet for the word 'Hekasami'. You've got to be going some to get **** all on a Google search.

Somebody has just invented him on Twitter and made a fake Youtube video and you're all spreading it, come on man.
 
I've never heard his name said out loud, **** knows how you pronounce it. We'll find out on Sky Sports News at some point.
 
Right, guys. I'm not saying owt about it but...

I just rang up Jesmond Hotel and asked if there was a Mr Hesakmi staying there, the receptionist waited a few minutes then said "I'm sorry but I can't disclose that sort of information"

Just for clarity, I got my friend to ring up and ask for the name of someone entirely factitious and she said that that person wasn't staying there.

If Hesakmi WASN'T staying there, then surely she would've just said the latter for him as well?

Something in it? Possibly
 
Sewelly said:
Abeid had thousands of results when you searched his name, because he actually exists.

This guy is made up, the name is made up. There is actually nothing ever posted on the internet for the word 'Hekasami'. You've got to be going some to get **** all on a Google search.

Somebody has just invented him on Twitter and made a fake Youtube video and you're all spreading it, come on man.
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Abeid is a much more common surname than Hesakmi
 
Acid-Hippo said:
Right, guys. I'm not saying owt about it but...

I just rang up Jesmond Hotel and asked if there was a Mr Hesakmi staying there, the receptionist waited a few minutes then said "I'm sorry but I can't disclose that sort of information"

Just for clarity, I got my friend to ring up and ask for the name of someone entirely factitious and she said that that person wasn't staying there.

If Hesakmi WASN'T staying there, then surely she would've just said the latter for him as well?

Something in it? Possibly
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Plausible I suppose. Is that where new signings usually stay?
 
Sewelly said:
Abeid had thousands of results when you searched his name, because he actually exists.

This guy is made up, the name is made up. There is actually nothing ever posted on the internet for the word 'Hekasami'. You've got to be going some to get **** all on a Google search.

Somebody has just invented him on Twitter and made a fake Youtube video and you're all spreading it, come on man.
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Silly sausage, that's because you're typing it wrong. It's 'Hesakmi', not 'Hekasami'. Try again.

And the Youtube video isn't made up. It's a video of footballers, isn't it? See? Hesakmi.
 
Acid-Hippo said:
Right, guys. I'm not saying owt about it but...

I just rang up Jesmond Hotel and asked if there was a Mr Hesakmi staying there, the receptionist waited a few minutes then said "I'm sorry but I can't disclose that sort of information"

Just for clarity, I got my friend to ring up and ask for the name of someone entirely factitious and she said that that person wasn't staying there.

If Hesakmi WASN'T staying there, then surely she would've just said the latter for him as well?

Something in it? Possibly
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You're onto something there AH.
 
Sewelly said:
Abeid had thousands of results when you searched his name, because he actually exists.

This guy is made up, the name is made up. There is actually nothing ever posted on the internet for the word 'Hekasami'. You've got to be going some to get **** all on a Google search.

Somebody has just invented him on Twitter and made a fake Youtube video and you're all spreading it, come on man.
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That's because you're spelling it wrong, silly. Hesakmi.
 
Sewelly said:
Abeid had thousands of results when you searched his name, because he actually exists.

This guy is made up, the name is made up. There is actually nothing ever posted on the internet for the word 'Hekasami'. You've got to be going some to get **** all on a Google search.

Somebody has just invented him on Twitter and made a fake Youtube video and you're all spreading it, come on man.
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That's why their aren't no results, it's Hesakmi not Hekasami.

What are you, blind?
 
I did a similar thing when it said we were interested in Joel Campbel (this was before he got an international cap), all i got up was some decorating company.
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So basically because there isn't a Kitchen Fitting business or something called Hesakmi's he isn't allowed to exist according to Sewelly <laugh>
 
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