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brb said:
I disappear on 30 pages and come back to 48 pages <laugh>

Comms going to be beeling <whistle>

So what's been happening since I've been gone, can't be asked to read back 18 pages?
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Matth's been wumming the **** out of me.

Plus, he called you "barbs" and when I asked him who that was, he said it was short for "Barbie." Sky tried to warn him that you'd thrown Fosse in the Cooler for calling you that, and Matth said couldn't give a **** as he was eating beef stew and "skittles" or "smarties" or whatever the **** the drug is called these days.

Then, I found out that Fosse flounced because someone had likened him to a Chinese Lesbian.

That's basically it, mate.
 
Hoddle Is A God said:
Matth's been wumming the **** out of me.

Plus, he called you "barbs" and when I asked him who that was, he said it was short for "Barbie." Sky tried to warn him that you'd thrown Fosse in the Cooler for calling you that, and Matth said couldn't give a **** as he was eating beef stew and "skittles" or "smarties" or whatever the **** the drug is called these days.

Then, I found out that Fosse flounced because someone had likened him to a Chinese Lesbian.

That's basically it, mate.
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Don't forget your threat to take Ginge to court <laugh>
 
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Hoddle Is A God said:
Matth's been wumming the **** out of me.

Plus, he called you "barbs" and when I asked him who that was, he said it was short for "Barbie." Sky tried to warn him that you'd thrown Fosse in the Cooler for calling you that, and Matth said couldn't give a **** as he was eating beef stew and "skittles" or "smarties" or whatever the **** the drug is called these days.

Then, I found out that Fosse flounced because someone had likened him to a Chinese Lesbian.

That's basically it, mate.
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Oh look, Hillary is a gimp is moaning to the moderators.
 
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Hoddle Is A God said:
Matth's been wumming the **** out of me.

Plus, he called you "barbs" and when I asked him who that was, he said it was short for "Barbie." Sky tried to warn him that you'd thrown Fosse in the Cooler for calling you that, and Matth said couldn't give a **** as he was eating beef stew and "skittles" or "smarties" or whatever the **** the drug is called these days.

Then, I found out that Fosse flounced because someone had likened him to a Chinese Lesbian.

That's basically it, mate.
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I called Fossy a Chinese Lesbian. He put a pic up and he's a dead ringer.
 
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Skylarker said:
I called Fossy a Chinese Lesbian. He put a pic up and he's a dead ringer.
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Was it definitely Bambs?

How do you know he was definitely a lesbian? Was he tonguing a banana, or something like that?
 
Matth_2014 said:
Nice try, you’ve not nothing, if anything, It should be the other way round, With the amount of times you’ve caught my bait today.
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Mere maggots, Matth.

Do you often get a chance to get your maggot out?
 
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