Matth's been wumming the **** out of me.
Plus, he called you "barbs" and when I asked him who that was, he said it was short for "Barbie." Sky tried to warn him that you'd thrown Fosse in the Cooler for calling you that, and Matth said couldn't give a **** as he was eating beef stew and "skittles" or "smarties" or whatever the **** the drug is called these days.
Then, I found out that Fosse flounced because someone had likened him to a Chinese Lesbian.
That's basically it, mate.
I like Matth, when he keeps off GC of course


