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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by brb, Feb 27, 2018.

  1. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    <laugh>
     
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  2. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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  3. Matth_2014

    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    I’m laughing here.
     
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  4. Tobes

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    Even the gay ones?
     
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  5. Matth's been wumming the **** out of me.

    Plus, he called you "barbs" and when I asked him who that was, he said it was short for "Barbie." Sky tried to warn him that you'd thrown Fosse in the Cooler for calling you that, and Matth said couldn't give a **** as he was eating beef stew and "skittles" or "smarties" or whatever the **** the drug is called these days.

    Then, I found out that Fosse flounced because someone had likened him to a Chinese Lesbian.

    That's basically it, mate.
     
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  6. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Don't forget your threat to take Ginge to court <laugh>
     
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  7. It might do, but it doesn't make any sense, Matth.

    Anyway, onto more important subjects, what do you know about Chinese lesbians?
     
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  8. Matth_2014

    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    Oh look, Hillary is a gimp is moaning to the moderators.
     
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  9. Matth_2014

    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    Don’t care.
     
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  10. Oh, that.

    brb already knows and expects that ****. I wanted to tell him the good stuff.
     
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  11. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    I called Fossy a Chinese Lesbian. He put a pic up and he's a dead ringer.
     
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  12. I can't say that I'm either surprised or disappointed, Matth.

    Come on, lad... in you pop...


    fishing net.jpg
     
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  13. Matth_2014

    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    Hillary is a gimp is a teacher’s pet.
     
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  14. Was it definitely Bambs?

    How do you know he was definitely a lesbian? Was he tonguing a banana, or something like that?
     
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  15. Matth_2014

    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    Nice try, you’ve not nothing, if anything, It should be the other way round, With the amount of times you’ve caught my bait today.
     
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  16. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    **** off mate or I'll report you.
     
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  17. Mere maggots, Matth.

    Do you often get a chance to get your maggot out?
     
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  18. Matth_2014

    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    Stop editing my comments Skylarker.
     
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  19. Matth_2014

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    You do, When you see Hoddle on tv.
     
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  20. brb

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    <laugh>
     
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