Oh, we have another psychic on the forum!
How the Hell do you know what I'm thinking, Matth?
You can't even get a shag, mate.
I don’t bitch and moan to the moderators when someone wums me.
Oh, we have another psychic on the forum!
How the Hell do you know what I'm thinking, Matth?
You can't even get a shag, mate.
We all have an inner Brent...
We hear the bollocks from you all the time about how you’ve changed etc, But in reality, You go and moan to the moderators because someone’s been wumming you.
Hardened YouTuber, you can take it.I don’t bitch and moan to the moderators when someone wums me.
The thing is, Archie, that the likes of you and me are Man enough to be able to admit that and to laugh at ourselves because of it, but people like Pixie, Skid, Stanley, and Bambi (the latter, in particular) can never bring themselves to admit it, and yet they are the ones who most closely personify David Brent in real life!
Am I the only one who finds that ironic?

... are you now claiming that you have never said you are a property lawyer or even just a lawyer? or that you have a law degree from Cambridge and / or Harvard?... I must have dreamt it ... or someone has put a spell on me
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True mate. HIAG is a classic case of somebody who likes to dish it out, but cannot take it back. Proper ****ing pussy.
I don’t bitch and moan to the moderators when someone wums me.
Don’t bother wumming me, Your wumming skills are as bad as Alli’s diving.
You should try it.
It's hilarious, mate!
You should try it.
It's hilarious, mate!
He’s like that kid in school has to run to the teacher etc.

He did it on the Spurs board and tried to hide behind their mods.
He's done it on here trying to hide behind brb. Unfortunately for him, brb is a better wum than him![]()
The thing is, Archie, that the likes of you and me are Man enough to be able to admit that and to laugh at ourselves because of it, but people like Pixie, Skid, Stanley, and Bambi (the latter, in particular) can never bring themselves to admit it, and yet they are the ones who most closely personify David Brent in real life!
Am I the only one who finds that ironic?
Minerva singling me out for some special attention .... guess we know who is currently winding him up the most then? ... should I worry that this is next?
He’s also met his match in me as well.

Rattled .... again
I've seen pictures of you mate. You have more than an 'inner' Brent. Trust me![]()
You are more than a match for him mate. Go easy on the dozy ****er![]()
You've never got over 667-gate, have you, Pix?
I never did divulge the contents of our PMs, mate. I never would, despite the lies you've told every one. That isn't me.
You were vulnerable and I had no right to take advantage of that fact. I've already said how much it pricked at my conscience. I am not afraid to admit that what I did was wrong. The idea that I would compound that wrong by divulging what we discussed is sickening to me! That stays in the locker room, you have my word on that, Pix.
Minerva singling me out for some special attention ....

You’re about as funny as a Jeremy Kyle contestant.