Actually, I am a new HIAG.
The old "new" HIAG was a bit of a flake. He tried to be nice to people, and where did that get him? One of the pics that I did of Bambi comes easily to mind, here - the one where poor Bambs is being dry humped by the Pixie-stag (that still makes me chuckle!).
You don't get anywhere on this site by being Mr Nice Guy. It's a jungle. I understand that, now. I learned that in the Cooler.
What I am, now, is clearer about quite a few things.
People claim to be fed up with all this ****, but yet they still engage in it. So, let's have threads like this where we can engage in it. I enjoy it, you enjoy it. Let's just respect people's privacy and we're good to go.
I will not post on threads (on this board) that are clearly meant to be taken seriously by people - not that I did, anyway.
And when I do post on other threads - which mainly tend to be my own threads - I would hope that people will engage in banter, rather than resort to the dirty, snide and nasty character assassinations that typified your previous efforts, Skids. On the DOLL thread, for example, let us engage in gentle footy banter, yeah?
Above all else, this version of HIAG is going to be hero-like - a champion of people's rights, liberties, and privacy. Perhaps you lads might care to devise a uniform for me?
If you wanted privacy then why mouth off about:
Being a solicitor
Playing classic rock
What instruments you play
and where
That is enough to find out who you are
that still makes me chuckle!).

... I must have dreamt it ... or someone has put a spell on me