I'm not sure how much of what you write is pure devilment, but... here goes...
A few years back, I had a massive showdown with Pix over my knowledge of music theory. It was the usual thing. I made some innocent reference to playing an instrument and said something relating to music theory (not to Pixie, incidentally, but to someone else, as part of a general discussion). Pix comes wading in, calling me a bullshiter, and telling me that I didn't know what I was talking about, and giving it large about playing the bass. I, then, proceed to take the ****er apart, bit by bit, with my (quite detailed) knowledge about music theory, especially as it pertains to the guitar. Others back me up by pointing out the very obvious thing that, for someone who is bullshitting, I seem to know an awful lot on the subject. This isn't what Pixie wants to hear and he suffers a full-on meltdown.
Sky was part of the discussion group, and one of the many who could see that I clearly knew what I was talking about. To wind up Pixie, he sided with me and pretended that he had been to gigs of mine.
I don't know if Sky has attended any of my gigs - if he has, he never introduced himself to me. I have never played in Weymouth, although I did play at a festival in Bridport, and I have played in places like Wareham, Swanage and Dorchester, which aren't a million miles from Weymouth.
The bottom line is, though, that Sky and I are kindred spirits on this board - nothing more than that. He gets my banter, and I get his.
Sky is not alone in that. There are quite a few on here with whom I get on very well. They seem to know when I have been engaged in "banter-mode" which, to be fair to me, has been 95% of the time. You only see the real me over on the Spurs board, but none of the 'Pede is interested in that because it doesn't fit with their wum agenda. Plus, Pixie is still banned.
That, brb, is the whole length of it.