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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by brb, Feb 27, 2018.

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  1. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    Yes post it up and show everybody that its not in fact a Cowgirl hat but a wizard hat.
     
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  2. brb

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    30 pager <laugh>
     
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  3. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    I think I have enough information to evaluate your sexual status but hey, if gays your way that's ok!
     
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    The Ginger Marks, Feb 28, 2018
  4. Hoddle is a god

    Hoddle is a god Guest

    On a scale of 1 to 10 (with 1 being "yes I believed you were telling the absolute truth" and 10 being "it was so obviously a rakish bit of humour that I now feel a complete twat for failing to spot it!") what rating would you give the comments I made about being drenched in "hot pussy" at my pub and club gigs?
     
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  5. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    I reckon you're up for your first 50 pager here mate...Commy will be fuming. <steam> <laugh>
     
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  6. NSIS

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    Heading towards ****ing 300,...
     
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  7. Hoddle is a god

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    You're getting better at this.

    Mind you, stick with me, and you won't go far wrong, mate.

    I could post a thread entitled "I Love You All" and the word "peace" as the opening post, and it would generate a thousand pages of "**** off and die you megalomaniac delusional tosspot!"

    And that's from those that like me!
     
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  8. Stan

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    It was a tall tale spun by a balding, overweight, middle aged man who plays small gigs in front of other old people.

    The saddest thing is why anyone would feel the need to spend time creating such a fantasy.
     
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  9. Hoddle is a god

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    With you having listed all of my best physical attributes, can you really not see why I would want to reinvent myself as a blond, 6'2" bare-knuckle boxer?
    <doh>



    <doh>
    I give up! I really do.
     
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  10. Matth_2014

    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    HIAG, The only pussy you’re getting is a cat.
     
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  11. Hoddle is a god

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    All joking aside...

    What "fantasy" are you referring to, exactly? Please be specific, here.
     
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  12. The Ginger Marks

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    crop magic.jpg

    Ok guys! Lets have opinions please...Is this a cowgirl hat or a wizards hat?
     
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  13. Hoddle is a god

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    Don't you start. It's not my fault you can't get a shag, Matth.

    Take it out on those 'Pool lads that rip the piss. I'm on your side, mate.
     
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  14. The Ginger Marks

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    Boom! Meth drops the Mic and walks off stage. <laugh>
     
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  15. Matth_2014

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    HIAG, Go and bitch to the moderators, Because you’re getting wummed.
     
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  16. Hoddle is a god

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    FFS! This is all I need!

    I'm getting wummed by Matth!

    This has to be the lowest point to which I have ever sunken!
     
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  17. Matth_2014

    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    Don’t wum us, We won’t wum you.
     
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  18. brb

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    30 pager and best comment of the thread <applause><ok><cheers>
     
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  19. The Ginger Marks

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    Never mind mate I'm sure the rimmers will be along presently. :)
     
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  20. Matth_2014

    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    Thanks.
     
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