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All that hot pussy! <laugh>

On a scale of 1 to 10 (with 1 being "yes I believed you were telling the absolute truth" and 10 being "it was so obviously a rakish bit of humour that I now feel a complete twat for failing to spot it!") what rating would you give the comments I made about being drenched in "hot pussy" at my pub and club gigs?
 
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On a scale of 1 to 10 (with 1 being "yes I believed you were telling the absolute truth" and 10 being "it was so obviously a rakish bit of humour that I now feel a complete twat for failing to spot it!") what rating would you give the comments I made about being drenched in "hot pussy" at my pub and club gigs?
It was a tall tale spun by a balding, overweight, middle aged man who plays small gigs in front of other old people.

The saddest thing is why anyone would feel the need to spend time creating such a fantasy.
 
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It was a tall tale spun by a balding, overweight, middle aged man who plays small gigs in front of other old people.

With you having listed all of my best physical attributes, can you really not see why I would want to reinvent myself as a blond, 6'2" bare-knuckle boxer?
<doh>



The saddest thing is why anyone would feel the need to spend time creating such a fantasy.

<doh>
I give up! I really do.
 
The saddest thing is why anyone would feel the need to spend time creating such a fantasy.

All joking aside...

What "fantasy" are you referring to, exactly? Please be specific, here.