He's back...

So you wear a wizards hat in your den despite having got it on holiday then claiming you have never owned one?

Interesting.

 

Too many drugs fella, that's Haigesque.

 

You’ve put far too much effort into all of this.

The other guys in your band would be ashamed of you.

 

Thats so ironic bro.

 

Skylarker wanted you to prove last night that he didn't know HiaG, he called on you, and your response was he had never mentioned him, proof!

 

I'm not sure how much of what you write is pure devilment, but... here goes...

A few years back, I had a massive showdown with Pix over my knowledge of music theory. It was the usual thing. I made some innocent reference to playing an instrument and said something relating to music theory (not to Pixie, incidentally, but to someone else, as part of a general discussion). Pix comes wading in, calling me a bullshiter, and telling me that I didn't know what I was talking about, and giving it large about playing the bass. I, then, proceed to take the ****er apart, bit by bit, with my (quite detailed) knowledge about music theory, especially as it pertains to the guitar. Others back me up by pointing out the very obvious thing that, for someone who is bullshitting, I seem to know an awful lot on the subject. This isn't what Pixie wants to hear and he suffers a full-on meltdown.

Sky was part of the discussion group, and one of the many who could see that I clearly knew what I was talking about. To wind up Pixie, he sided with me and pretended that he had been to gigs of mine.

I don't know if Sky has attended any of my gigs - if he has, he never introduced himself to me. I have never played in Weymouth, although I did play at a festival in Bridport, and I have played in places like Wareham, Swanage and Dorchester, which aren't a million miles from Weymouth.

The bottom line is, though, that Sky and I are kindred spirits on this board - nothing more than that. He gets my banter, and I get his.

Sky is not alone in that. There are quite a few on here with whom I get on very well. They seem to know when I have been engaged in "banter-mode" which, to be fair to me, has been 95% of the time. You only see the real me over on the Spurs board, but none of the 'Pede is interested in that because it doesn't fit with their wum agenda. Plus, Pixie is still banned.

That, brb, is the whole length of it.

 

Well Hilary did admit to holding a Saints season ticket and one could only loosely call him a Spud as he lived in the Tottenham slums in the late 50's for a while. Not sure you can have an allegiance as a sprog but it seems he got interested when he moved down to the south coast.

Hope this helps.

 

Youre on a roll Stan.

 

Yep. I see what you did there, Stanley.

Very clever, mate. You must be very proud of yourself. Little chest puffed out with pride, is it?

 

It’s just a saying. WTF are you on about?

 

Look from a personal perspective i don't care, but from a wumming perspective fair game. My point was Skylarker revealed your location, regardless of how he tried to swing it as bullshite or playing me, you now admit you actually did tell him that and that it was true, which is what i have stressed all along in this thread.

I also previously felt and i've been open about it, before the band was ever even mentioned, that you were a Southampton supporter. Now in knowledge of what you have confirmed, can you see why i felt you might actually be in deed a Southampton supporter over the course of time, not forgetting socks such as Saints08, maybe even Jaytab, not certain of the latter. BUT...i repeat, the only thing that dismissed my thoughts is i felt someone would have called you out by now, so without having knowledge of Spurs myself, I accepted you were a Spurs fan.

 

When did he admit to having a Saints ST?

 

Where did I go to University? Hogwarts
What is the name of the college that I attended? Hogwarts
What degree(s) did I achieve? Magic
What other professional qualification do I hold? Dungeon Master
What is my line of specialisation? Orcs and Hobbits
Did I run the San Francisco Marathon? No
Did I recently go to Las Vegas? Yes there was a D&D convention in Caesars Palace
Which very famous musician is a friend of mine? Mark Knoppler
Is it true that I have two sons? No one was killed by a giant
Is it true that I am married? No It was a Vulcan Mind Meld
Is it true that my wife wrote off her car driving us under a lorry? Yes but then you rolled again and escaped the fire with a water spell

Just saw that!

Very droll, Luvvy.

 

Not sure mate but probably about the time of Saintsfan08/Jay tab time.

 

Maybe he is one of these fooking two club scarf fans, OMG all i fooking need

 

If he's a Saints fan, he's invested an awful lot of time on the Spurs board without ever wumming us. He was on the Spurs board for ages before this place grew. And let's not forget it grew largely cos of him.

 

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Edit. Got the wrong poster

 

Absolutely agree with you, that's why my theory never ever stacked up and i accepted that he must be a Spurs fan because i felt surely Spurs fans such as yourself would have called him out by now.

However, I've always believed well before the band and any of this private ****te, just purely from a wumming perspective, that somewhere in there was also hiding a Saints fan and that thought has not been dismissed from my little shell of a brain for many reasons.

 

Jay disappeared because i wiped his account and dozens and dozens of fooking socks