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[Tel (they/them)]

your Ma?

Ooooooh buuuurn! Haha walked into that one @brb

 

[Hoddle is a god]

^^^^ rattled

you've only been back 5 mins and already you're boring the **** out of everybody.

Okay. I'll let you use it, but only this once. Here you go, Pix...

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[brb]

your Ma?

That's so deeply offensive, i'm bleeding inside, tell yer buy one get one free, have Da too

 

[Hoddle is a god]

If i have a beer with you, will you watch me play with my instrument

Sure.

But if it's a pink oboe, please don't ask me to demonstrate my tonguing technique.

Not again, anyway.

 

[brb]

Ooooooh buuuurn! Haha walked into that one @brb

Tel - I'm GC trained mate, if that is the most offensive thing he can come up with, I'm going to die pmsl.

 

[PINKIE]

Okay. I'll let you use it, but only this once. Here you go, Pix...

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You fill your boots fella, if it makes you feel better. I'm not one to kick a man when he's down.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

your Ma?

BOOM!

[drops mic and walks off stage]

 

[Hoddle is a god]

You fill your boots fella, if it makes you feel better. I'm not one to kick a man when he's down.

Yes you are, you cheeky ****er!

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Tel - I'm GC trained mate, if that is the most offensive thing he can come up with, I'm going to die pmsl.

Rattled.

 

[PINKIE]

Yes you are, you cheeky ****er!

Well that's only because you walk around with a 'kick me' sign on your back

 

[Tel (they/them)]

I've got a top idea... let's all agree to be mates before this makes 20 pages.

 

[PINKIE]

I've got a top idea... let's all agree to be mates before this makes 20 pages.

brb will blow a gasket if he doesn't get a 20 pager

 

[brb]

Rattled.

Nope, i've never found the ma, da stuff offensive, I've even often been asked to hang myself or to fook off and die, none of it bothers me, i could bring enough offensive stuff here to make people like Spurcock fook of in a second if that's the best he can do

 

[HarryTipper]

I've got a top idea... let's all agree to be mates before this makes 20 pages.

It's too late it's got too much momentum. brb's got another 20 pager.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

Well that's only because you walk around with a 'kick me' sign on your back

The only mistake I make on this board - and I do confess that I make it continually - is to assume that everyone else is with me on the same page of the Banter Book.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

It's too late it's got too much momentum. brb's got another 20 pager.

Yeah, off the back of my fame, the cheating bastard!

I'm box office, and he knows it.

I should get a commission.

 

[PINKIE]

The only mistake I make on this board - and I do confess that I make it continually - is to assume that everyone else is with me on the same page of the Banter Book.

yeah, you need to try much harder mate. Glad you've fessed up though. Watch and learn son

 

[brb]

The only mistake I make on this board - and I do confess that I make it continually - is to assume that everyone else is with me on the same page of the Banter Book.

You need to get off page three mate, it's the same fooking tits every time.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

You need to get off page three mate, it's the same fooking tits every time.

Yeah, but what a pair of tits!

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Nope, i've never found the ma, da stuff offensive, I've even often been asked to hang myself or to fook off and die, none of it bothers me, i could bring enough offensive stuff here to make people like Spurcock fook of in a second if that's the best he can do

I often get the FO and die treatment, it normally gets better after I make her dinner.