He's back...

Ooooooh buuuurn! Haha walked into that one @brb

 

Okay. I'll let you use it, but only this once. Here you go, Pix...

 

That's so deeply offensive, i'm bleeding inside, tell yer buy one get one free, have Da too

 

Sure.

But if it's a pink oboe, please don't ask me to demonstrate my tonguing technique.

Not again, anyway.

 

Tel - I'm GC trained mate, if that is the most offensive thing he can come up with, I'm going to die pmsl.

 

You fill your boots fella, if it makes you feel better. I'm not one to kick a man when he's down.

 

BOOM!

[drops mic and walks off stage]

 

Yes you are, you cheeky ****er!

 

Rattled.

 

Well that's only because you walk around with a 'kick me' sign on your back

 

I've got a top idea... let's all agree to be mates before this makes 20 pages.

 

brb will blow a gasket if he doesn't get a 20 pager

 

Nope, i've never found the ma, da stuff offensive, I've even often been asked to hang myself or to fook off and die, none of it bothers me, i could bring enough offensive stuff here to make people like Spurcock fook of in a second if that's the best he can do

 

It's too late it's got too much momentum. brb's got another 20 pager.

 

The only mistake I make on this board - and I do confess that I make it continually - is to assume that everyone else is with me on the same page of the Banter Book.

 

Yeah, off the back of my fame, the cheating bastard!

I'm box office, and he knows it.

I should get a commission.

 

yeah, you need to try much harder mate. Glad you've fessed up though. Watch and learn son

 

You need to get off page three mate, it's the same fooking tits every time.

 

Yeah, but what a pair of tits!

 

I often get the FO and die treatment, it normally gets better after I make her dinner.