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Hang on...

I'm just off to update the DOLL.

I'm surprised none of the Chelsea lads have done it, tbh.
 
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@PISKIE

As a massive gesture of goodwill, and to celebrate my return, I have removed on of your quotes from my signature (the one where you give expert advice on how to correctly rim a bloke).

It's part of the "new" HIAG.

You will find that I am going to be far more generous and understanding of other people's issues, in the weeks ahead.

You will find that - contrary to the ****e that Stan was spouting on this board during my absence - I do not run down those who treat me with respect.
 
Here's the thing, Skids.

You go on about my Facebook page being "hacked" and how I should "thank" you for alerting me to the fact that I didn't put on the privacy filters. But the fact is, I never, not in a month of Sundays, thought anyone would be so ****ing sad to make it their mission to track me down in the hope of finding something about me to embarrass me and feed their over ripe obsession.

The other fact is, that I actually have nothing to hide. When I do my 'fess up thread, you can tell everyone - with your expert knowledge about my entire life, gleaned from a few Facebook pages, that I rarely visit - whether or not I'm bullshitting.

Clearly, you do not understand the concept of banter - something that I have pointed out in the past, actually - so I will, for your benefit (and the benefit of equally dull-witted persons), untangle the fact from the "fantasy" (as I have been accused of indulging in).

WARNING FOR THOSE WHO ARE BORED WITH THE WHOLE "HIAG VS 'PEDE" THING

Please be sure to steer well clear of any threads that I may create in the future. Despite my best intentions, I cannot guarantee that assholes will not attempt to drag everything I post down into a gutter of ****e.

For my part, I have made a promise to myself not to post on any thread on this board that is clearly intended to be taken seriously.
Well this is probably why you are a third rate property lawyer Les because you under estimated others abilities. You are also correct in saying that you have nothing to hide and one wonders how sad you were taking the stance you did. But let’s hope your “Fess Up” Fred doesn’t include lies like “I rarely visit Facebook” statement. I’m glad you took my advice on closing the ability for any Joe Smoe to look you up, you can thank me later Les. <ok>
 
Well this is probably why you are a third rate property lawyer Les because you under estimated others abilities. You are also correct in saying that you have nothing to hide and one wonders how sad you were taking the stance you did. But let’s hope your “Fess Up” Fred doesn’t include lies like “I rarely visit Facebook” statement. I’m glad you took my advice on closing the ability for any Joe Smoe to look you up, you can thank me later Les. <ok>

Want me to tell you what I know about you, Skid?