Help Needed

[Archers Road]

We put a lot of trust in complete strangers preparing our food. Imagine what the ****s on here would do if they worked in a kitchen

I once worked in a meat packing factory. When bored I would bite off my thumbnails and spit them in the mince. There must have been a story in a local paper somewhere about a housewife frying some mince and coming across a human thumbnail, but I never came across it.

 

[Patience]

We put a lot of trust in complete strangers preparing our food. Imagine what the ****s on here would do if they worked in a kitchen

You could say the same about any restaurant.

You don't really know what you are eating.

This

Sometimes i'll read one of those 'Shutdown due to rats, mice and rotting meat' articles.

Thing is, i don't wash my hands after every piss when i cook my own food, so why would some ****ing jingly?

 

[Patience]

"I'll have the crispy chicken goujons. please"

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"On second thoughts, i'll starve"

 

[RAVENBLACK]

"I'll have the crispy chicken goujons. please"

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"On second thoughts, i'll starve"

Lovely. Think from now on I am just going to eat everything raw. Surely that is how it's meant to be eaten anyway?

 

[Null]

Could you not just take it to the village witch doctor and he could cover it in goat's blood, or whatever you people do?

 

[User Deleted]

Help needed again folks, Dev.

The iobit worked for a while but now I'm back to the adds and pop ups and all sorts.

 

[DevAdvocate]

Help needed again folks, Dev.

The iobit worked for a while but now I'm back to the adds and pop ups and all sorts.

Try downloading a specialist AdBlocker, I use AdBlock Plus, free download.

https://adblockplus.org/en/firefox

 

[Null]

Help needed again folks, Dev.

The iobit worked for a while but now I'm back to the adds and pop ups and all sorts.

Stop watching dodgy porn...

 

[User Deleted]

Stop watching dodgy porn...

No can do. That's what a laptop's for.

Cheers Dev will give it a go

 

[DevAdvocate]

Stop watching dodgy porn...

He has a toilet roll holder on his headboard.

 

[Otto Flayshow]

No can do. That's what a laptop's for.

Cheers Dev will give it a go

Don't forget to clingfilm your keyboard.

 

[Gambol]

So, an unfunny talentless **** has died.

 

[User Deleted]

Never worked Dev

What the ****'s the point in buying McAfee or Norton or whatever when it doesn't even work?

 

[DevAdvocate]

Never worked Dev

What the ****'s the point in buying McAfee or Norton or whatever when it doesn't even work?

There's no point, that's why I don't buy McAfeee or Norton.

 

[User Deleted]

What do u buy? I don't mean weed n that

 

[Gambol]

What do u buy? I don't mean weed n that

Microsoft Security Essentials. It's free, unobtrusive, and does the job just fine.

 

[User Deleted]

Microsoft Security Essentials. It's free, unobtrusive, and does the job just fine.

Does it **** it's pish.

Might work for all yer regular porn sites like redtube but that's no good to me

 

[Gambol]

Does it **** it's pish.

Might work for all yer regular porn sites like redtube but that's no good to me

Use a tablet to go to dodgy sites. If yer gonny go on dodgy sites on a Microsoft operating system ye deserve eveything yer gonny get

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

Use a tablet to go to dodgy sites. If yer gonny go on dodgy sites on a Microsoft operating system ye deserve eveything yer gonny get

nah that's like wearing a johnny, I like to ride bareback

Brand new dell lappy (800 quid) - nae firewalls etc

bring it on!

(thing doesn't even switch on now )

<warranty>

 

[Gambol]

nah that's like wearing a johnny, I like to ride bareback

Brand new dell lappy (800 quid) - nae firewalls etc

bring it on!

(thing doesn't even switch on now )

<warranty>

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