Help Needed

I once worked in a meat packing factory. When bored I would bite off my thumbnails and spit them in the mince. There must have been a story in a local paper somewhere about a housewife frying some mince and coming across a human thumbnail, but I never came across it.

 

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Sometimes i'll read one of those 'Shutdown due to rats, mice and rotting meat' articles.

Thing is, i don't wash my hands after every piss when i cook my own food, so why would some ****ing jingly?

 

"I'll have the crispy chicken goujons. please"

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"On second thoughts, i'll starve"

 

Lovely. Think from now on I am just going to eat everything raw. Surely that is how it's meant to be eaten anyway?

 

Help needed again folks, Dev.

The iobit worked for a while but now I'm back to the adds and pop ups and all sorts.

 

Try downloading a specialist AdBlocker, I use AdBlock Plus, free download.

https://adblockplus.org/en/firefox

 

Stop watching dodgy porn...

 

No can do. That's what a laptop's for.

Cheers Dev will give it a go

 

He has a toilet roll holder on his headboard.

 

Don't forget to clingfilm your keyboard.

 

So, an unfunny talentless **** has died.

 

Never worked Dev

What the ****'s the point in buying McAfee or Norton or whatever when it doesn't even work?

 

There's no point, that's why I don't buy McAfeee or Norton.

 

What do u buy? I don't mean weed n that

 

Microsoft Security Essentials. It's free, unobtrusive, and does the job just fine.

 

Does it **** it's pish.

Might work for all yer regular porn sites like redtube but that's no good to me

 

Use a tablet to go to dodgy sites. If yer gonny go on dodgy sites on a Microsoft operating system ye deserve eveything yer gonny get

 

nah that's like wearing a johnny, I like to ride bareback

Brand new dell lappy (800 quid) - nae firewalls etc

bring it on!

(thing doesn't even switch on now )

<warranty>

 

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