You lot are really thick. For 20 years I went to about 35 games a season, I even had my own pen in the kop for several years during the 80's when away fans were in Pen 1 and home fans in Pen 3, I was in Pen 2 by myself. That would have been from about 1984-92, before that I sat upstairs in the Double Decker.
So that's every home game and about 10 away so that was 700 by the time I was 24. Though I know I missed three home games, two against Chelsea and one against West Ham just because it was too dangerous for me to go. It's been 17 years since then with only 250 games to go to in that time, averaging just 14 a season and I've done that easily. Even since moving here I've been back to England, it's not like I've come here and not been home.
As I've already said on this thread, I came back for the title win and went to the Swansea, United, Everton and Chelsea games and flew out from London on the Monday. I came back at Christmas the other year and went to Spurs, Newcastle and Villa at home and Liverpool and Hull away. In 2012 I came back for six months and went to every game except the first game of the season at home to Peterborough because I was off my head and still on it so couldn't be fooked. I went to every game in League One. I've easily been to the 950 games I claim to have been to.