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But if the first mug to invest can persuade two other mugs to invest, and those mugs each persuade another two mugs…everyone is mugged off.
During Christmas of 1998, a couple of dudes tried mugging me outside a pub in Dalston. I had the best part of a monkey on me. Wrong move, I told them before handing out a few slaps. They loped off and I returned to my pint. I was pretty tasty in those days.

True dat.
 
During Christmas of 1998, a couple of dudes tried mugging me outside a pub in Dalston. I had the best part of a monkey on me. Wrong move, I told them before handing out a few slaps. They loped off and I returned to my pint. I was pretty tasty in those days.

True dat.


Two spanners tried to mug me in Bounds Green, around 1984. I had the best part of **** all on me, but lost my kebab due to shoving it in one of their faces.
 
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During Christmas of 1998, a couple of dudes tried mugging me outside a pub in Dalston. I had the best part of a monkey on me. Wrong move, I told them before handing out a few slaps. They loped off and I returned to my pint. I was pretty tasty in those days.

True dat.
I like to imagine you were wearing a bow tie or a cravat when you sent the scoundrels loping with thick ear and lip!I

I like Ponders.
 
Who wants to invest in a property bond. It pays 8.45% pa and you can get paid quarterly as opposed to yearly. Form an orderly queue please, people.
Would you not just be better buying British American Tobacco shares?