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  1. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    During Christmas of 1998, a couple of dudes tried mugging me outside a pub in Dalston. I had the best part of a monkey on me. Wrong move, I told them before handing out a few slaps. They loped off and I returned to my pint. I was pretty tasty in those days.

    True dat.
     
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  2. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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  3. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    If they’ve got the dough, they’re in
     
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  4. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    :emoticon-0159-musicDough, a deer, a female deer..........:emoticon-0159-music
     
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  5. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Two spanners tried to mug me in Bounds Green, around 1984. I had the best part of **** all on me, but lost my kebab due to shoving it in one of their faces.
     
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  6. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    *cock
     
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  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I like to imagine you were wearing a bow tie or a cravat when you sent the scoundrels loping with thick ear and lip!I

    I like Ponders.
     
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  8. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    I ended the fracas by hitting them on the backsides with my cane.
     
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  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    No less than deserved. Huzzah!
     
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  10. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    Chicken?



    ... the Kebab...
     
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  11. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    Oh dear
     
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  12. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    You rang?
     
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  13. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Would you not just be better buying British American Tobacco shares?
     
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  14. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    He'd get out his big pipe and I'd smoke the lot.
     
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  15. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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