Hack Watch

It must be a slow news week. A made up story by a made up reporter...

https://www.101greatgoals.com/news/...d-by-the-suns-fictional-journalist-carl-long/

 

I thought they did that every week.

 

Reporting a press conference where Mauricio Pochettino indicated that he sees himself still at Tottenham in 5 years time, Roman's mates at The Standard go with...

Tottenham boss Mauricio Pochettino: I want to manage in Italy
https://www.standard.co.uk/sport/fo...ttino-i-want-to-manage-in-italy-a4001326.html

 

I pizza stand,perhaps?

 

A day after Mauricio Pochettino says he sees himself at Spurs in 5 years time...

https://www.standard.co.uk/sport/fo...ty-dilemma-as-arsene-wenger-did-a4002456.html

Desperate......

 

Wenger didn't have a loyalty dilemma, he had a forgetting what made him successful yet sticking to a formula he wasn't using correctly for a decade dilemma

 

Wenger had plenty of cash and he just spunked most of it up the wall on massive wages for **** players.
The idea that he was financial restricted compared to most of his peers is just a myth.

 

He forgot his start there.....with a defence that took no prisoners....and a goalscorer!

 

This evening's Standard was remarkably snippy about us for some reason which definitely can't be related to the club their editor supports...

In other news, with news that Quentin Letts is leaving the Daily Bile, here's a selection of his "finest" moments

 

Somehow in all that twaddle he failed to use the word "actress" a single time...

 

That's not him: https://twitter.com/afneil?ref_src=twsrc^google|twcamp^serp|twgr^author
There's an extra l on the end.

 

The real one's probably annoyed he was beaten to the punch...

 

Yep - that’s a spoof account!
Reeling in the gammon.....

 

Marca claim that it will take a bid of €250m to sign Eriksen

Levy is reportedly making a mental note to treble that figure if Los Ladrones come sniffing around...

 

impartiality
noun

1. equal treatment of all rivals or disputants; fairness.

 

A wonderful article from The Mail...

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/f...stadium-huge-arena-dominate-houses-below.html

Of course, it fails to mention that most of those buildings are marked for redevelopment anyway. I mean, why let the truth get in the way of a scare story?

 

Another story linking Mauricio Pochettino to another job...

http://londonfootballnews.co.uk/tot...ent-to-spurs-after-being-linked-with-man-utd/

MP is insisting again he wants to stay again...he's very insistent is our manager...

Let's hope the Christmas present is a couple of new central midfielders and not another Bentley!

 

Well at least the Daily Mirror acknowledge that it's not all down to Utd, there are 2 clubs involved here.



Sadly we're apparently not one of them.

 

So they're saying that Norbert's not good enough for the Los Ladrones job?

 

John Cross writes.........

This'll be the 4th summer that MP will be the subject of rumours of departure. I don't see him leaving anymore than I did for any of the others.