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Discussion in 'Tottenham Hotspur' started by humanbeingincroydon, Sep 21, 2016.

  1. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member
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    She also appears to be answering a completely different question to the one that she was asked, unsurprisingly.
    Q: Should the US have compromised on slavery?
    A: Presidents have flaws.
    <confused>:huh:<steam>:emoticon-0183-swear
     
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  2. "Thanks for that Brian"

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    Sky Sports showing where their interests lie.........Nobody missing boys? They've even found a league table without us in it to completely re-write reality.

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    Also, a shout out to BT Sport for having Rio '****ing' Ferdinand and Frank 'Spurs sacked Uncle Harry and I'm Chelsea scum' Lampard, 2 ex-West Ham players in the analysts chairs. Add in Steve 'Real Madrid Legend' McMananamananaman as co-commentator and all they needed was Jamie 'She left me with the ****ing kids and they sacked m'dad' Redknapp on loan from Sky to complete the set. ****ing outrageous.
     
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    Super sport (South Africa) Had Dwight York (predicted 3:1, but to Real Madrid) and Tim 'Nice but dim' Sherwood who predicted a Spurs Victory. After the match he said the Spurs were the better side, then quickly clarified, better side, not bigger side. He said neither side will win the trophy, Citeh will. He claimed only 3 of the Madrid players would get into the Spurs side, Rat Boy, Ramos an Oily Rat. Personally I think only one.
     
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  4. deedub93

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    Marcas response to last night v Madrid

    "Are Real Madrid not looking for a 9? Because after watching Kane, sending any scouts to any part of the world that isn't Wembley would be a waste of time and money. He's the man."
     
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    The Mail showing their true colours today...

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  6. humanbeingincroydon

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    John Hartson apparently needs to have a second brain surgery...
     
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    How many full senior games had he played in total before :

    1. He won his first international cap

    2. Played in the starting XI for a team in a CL game
    that demolished a real pedigree opponent

    < just saying >
     
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    How many teams mates has winks kicked in the head
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  9. To be fair, he was at the Spammers at the time, so desperate to fit in with the culture!
    And in his defence it was that nasty little twat Berkovic on the end of the size 11 <laugh>
     
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    And this maybe a little pedantic but at the same age as Harry is now he had actually made 99 appearances for Luton and Arsenal (Boring night at work tonight!). And he was slightly older than Winksy is now when he moved to Wet Spam.
     
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    Played for a relegation battling 2nd division side, then moved to a bottom half Premier League team.
    Started for one season and was then replaced by a much better player and sold to a mid-table side, where he struggled.
    Joined another mid-table side in January, who went on to win only one of their sixteen remaining league games.
    Got relegated the next season, stayed crocked, joined another Premier League team and got relegated again. Ran off to Scotland.

    Glorious stuff, John. <ok>
    To be fair to him, he has scored nearly as many goals for Wales as Robert Earnshaw.
     
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    That picture has been clipped, and only shows the bottom half.
    The top half actually shows Pochettino with his pants down
    doing a Wenger poo-squat.
     
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  13. Definition of a ‘soft target’ <laugh>

    http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/41950198

    Carefully chosen pic by the Beeb - mind you, think Sepp should consider himself lucky Ms Solo didn’t physically react at the time - she would have made mincemeat of him! <yikes>
     
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    I think she'd have absolutely destroyed him with either a positive or negative physical reaction! <laugh>
    Punch? Dead. Sex? Deader.
     
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    Surprise surfuckingprise, Danny Mills has said he was disappointed with Danny Rose's performance for England last night.

    Danny Rose had played the grand total of 181 minutes of football since February before last night's England match, which anyone with access to the internet could find out for themselves within thirty seconds - and when thirty seconds of Googling makes your opinion more informed than the one Danny Mills is paid to give the general public, therein lies the obvious problem.
     
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  16. "Thanks for that Brian"

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    The level of football punditry is at an appalling low. Mills has never said anything insightful or interesting in his entire life........still he's not the only one...............an unholy trinity

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  17. "Thanks for that Brian"

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    Don Ballon [the second most inaccurate publisher of football 'news' in the entire world] have published the earth shattering news that Harry Kane has told Tottenham that he wishes to sign for Real Madrid.

    Apparently, he's not wanting to go now or within any specified time frame in the future. For some unspoken reason, he just needed to tell Mauricio Pochettino and Daniel Levy that he wants to go there at some unspecified time in the future. That makes this story the footballing equivalent of the invisible, talking, flying, underwater motorcycle that I had when I was 6 years old.
     
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  18. Is he related to D’or Ballon?
     
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    Now that he has played against them, he thinks they are overrated and won’t be going.
     
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