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Guilty Pleasures

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  1. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Oysters

    Why?

    Like trying to swallow cold salty phlegm...
     
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    Not quite as bad a whelks which look like bits cut off new born babies
     
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  3. brb

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    I'd eat them, I also eat mussels and oysters, just might be fussy with the latter where they are bought from.
     
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  4. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    ... or whose nose they've been expelled from ...:emoticon-0119-puke:
     
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  5. brb

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    Nowt wrong with shell fish.
     
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  6. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Seeing perfectly innocent things and turning them into deviancy somehow


    Screenshot_2024-10-30-17-46-52-13_40deb401b9ffe8e1df2f1cc5ba480b12.jpg

    Anyone else seeing it<laugh>
     
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  7. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Staying in bed for an extra half hour.
     
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    Watching my girlfriend, now wife, happily swallow down oysters with a smile on her face in an early date was probably the moment I knew she was a keeper.

    You can fill in your own explanations as to why.
     
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  9. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    She likes swallowing fishy things?
     
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  10. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    She's got a snot fetish and you had a bad cold?
     
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  11. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Roll mops, fuking love em

    Crab sticks too, with some thousand island dressing

    And I don't like real crab either<laugh>
     
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  12. brb

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    Probably because there is no crab in them lol...it's processed sludge...



    Crab sticks are also known as imitation crab or surimi. They are a highly processed food that mimics the flavor, color, and texture of real crab meat.

    Crab sticks are made from a combination of minced fish, egg whites, starch, sugar, salt, and other additives. The process for making crab sticks is complex and includes the following steps:
    1. Start with frozen fish: Begin with frozen fish paste
    2. Blend: Blend the fish paste with ice, oil, and sugars to create a thick, fragrant mixture
    3. Season: Add sugar, salt, and other seasonings to the mixture
    4. Shape: Use a machine to squeeze the mixture into thin, evenly sized sheets
    5. Dye: Mix edible dye with the mixture to create a red color
    6. Apply dye: Apply the colored mixture to one end of the sheets
    7. Pull: Pass the sheets through a pulling machine to create a texture similar to chicken meat
    8. Roll: Roll the sheets into round sticks
    9. Wrap: Wrap the freshly rolled sticks in a thin film
    10. Cut: Cut the sticks into evenly sized small sticks
     
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    Everyone is northern to you...
     
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    Shalom
     
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    Yeh, disgusting little things. love em<laugh>
     
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    These ones are the ****
    Dunno what the red sauce is made of but it adds a little sweetness to the pickle, delicious stuff
    https://amzn.eu/d/ffKcJOV
     
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    I have to say I found this thread almost impossible because I'm such a misrable ****.

    The dislike thread I was full of ideas.
     
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    Pretending I don't recognise people who I don't like. I have pissed off loads of ****ers who have said hi to me when I reply "sorry, but I don't know you".
    If they remember my name I simply deny that's me.
    The confusion and annoyance on their faces is so <laugh>

    Mrs RCL says she really hopes I don't take a dislike to her
     
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    Do you have a crab stick man comes round the pub?

    I'm going back a good few years (decades even) but was the highlight of a Friday night when the crab stick man came round the pub on his round when you'd been out since straight from work.

    Good times.
     
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