Most of you would buy and wear a lump of freshly laid & still steaming dog **** if it had a Saints crest on it... and pay £45 for the privilege.
Its not because you love the club, its because you are stupid.
Here's a mad thought, have stripes, red and white ones, of equal width running vertically. Thats a proper Southampton kit, not a scouserwannabee for closet Liverpool fans.
You really are 94 aren't you?