Grumpy German Awards

• Best Driver:
• Worst Driver:
• Best Rookie(Grosjean,Pic,Ricciardo,Vergne):
• Best Team:
• Worst Team:
• Best Overtake:
• Funniest-moment:
• Most Surprising Result:
• Least Surprising Result:
• Special Mention to:
• Race Rating: /10
  
• Best Commentator overall:

 

•Best Driver: Kamui Kobayashi, but i'm biased
•Worst Driver: Romain Grosjean. Was anonymous all weekend, very unlike him
•Best Rookie(Grosjean,Pic,Ricciardo,Vergne): Pic
•Best Team: Sauber. High number of points scored today
•Worst Team: Williams. Maldo went backwards, Senna was nowhere
•Best Overtake:Kamui on Hulkenberg
•Funniest-moment:Not Sure
•Most Surprising Result:Sauber
•Least Surprising Result:Alonso on the podium
•Special Mention to:Nico Rosberg. Turned a terrible qualifying into a decent race. Perez deserves a shout out too.
•Race Rating: 6/10 Was a little boring in places

•Best Commentator overall:Brundle

 

Best Driver: I'd have to say Kobayashi
Worst Driver: No one stood out
Best Rookie(Grosjean,Pic,Ricciardo,Vergne): Pic did well today (relatively)
Best Team: Sauber - Relative
Worst Team: Williams -Relative
Best Overtake: Was is Raikkonen and Hulk side by side for a few corners?
Funniest-moment: Nothing stands out other than Vettel being caught out on the world feed about not speaking to Button, oops
Most Surprising Result: Maldanado not hitting anyone
Least Surprising Result: Alonso - steady and fast
Special Mention to: Alonso, Perez and Button
Race Rating: 7.5/10
Best Commentator overall: Watched Sky and didn't really enjoy it too much. Herbert seems good.

 

• Best Driver: Alonso - he had to work hard for the win and beat faster cars
• Worst Driver: Grosjean - off the pace, made mistakes, beaten by Petrov. Maldonado was also very poor.
• Best Rookie(Grosjean,Pic,Ricciardo,Vergne): Pic - outdrove Glock
• Best Team: McLaren - fastest car, fastest pitstop
• Worst Team: HRT
• Best Overtake: Kobayashi early in the race did a double overtake on Perez and another driver
• Funniest-moment: Hamilton trying to pass Vettel and Alonso
• Most Surprising Result: Hamilton's disastrous 100th GP
• Least Surprising Result: Another great drive by Alonso
• Special Mention to: Button, strong drive.
• Race Rating: 8/10
  
• Best Commentator overall: Brundle wasn't amazing, but Croft was awful

 

• Best Driver: Alonso - More for his performance in qualifying than the race
• Worst Driver: Grosjean
• Best Rookie(Grosjean,Pic,Ricciardo,Vergne): Pic
• Best Team: McLaren - Big improvement with their upgrades, great pit work as well to get Button ahead of Vettel
• Worst Team: HRT by default
• Best Overtake: Raikkonen on di Resta
• Funniest-moment: ...
• Most Surprising Result: Sauber's recovery
• Least Surprising Result: McLaren podium
• Special Mention to: Hulkenberg had a good weekend
• Race Rating: 8/10 - decent race, it never really thrilled but there was always something happening
• Best Commentator overall: Brundle

 

Best Driver: Perez, between him and Alonso really, has to be!
Worst Driver: Grosjean
Best Rookie(Grosjean,Pic,Ricciardo,Vergne): ?
Best Team: Sauber
Worst Team: Red Bull... cheeky cheeky cheats!
Best Overtake: Button on Schumey, honorable mention for Hammy on Seb
Funniest-moment: Seb waving his arms as Hamilton pissed off
Most Surprising Result: Button
Least Surprising Result: Hamilton has a terrible start and bad luck
Special Mention to: Schu, seemed good. Mercedes is a bit of a dog.
Race Rating: 7/10
Best Commentator overall: Brundle

 

Best Driver:Alonso
Worst Driver:Massa
Best Rookie(Grosjean,Pic,Ricciardo,Vergne): Ricciardo
Best Team: McLaren
Worst Team: None
Best Overtake: Kimi on Hulk
Funniest-moment: Seb and Jenson soaking Alonso
Most Surprising Result:Jenson getting on the podium
Least Surprising Result: Alonso being untouchable
Special Mention to: Lewis, played his part in Jenson's success
Race Rating: 7/10
Best Commentator overall: none

 

• Best Driver: Jenson Button (bias)
• Worst Driver: Romain Grosjean
• Best Rookie(Grosjean,Pic,Ricciardo,Vergne): Ricciardo
• Best Team: McLaren
• Worst Team: Williams
• Best Overtake: Raikkonen on Di Resta
• Funniest-moment: Hamilton unlapping himself
• Most Surprising Result: Button on the podium
• Least Surprising Result: Alonso winning
• Special Mention to: Alonso and Kobayashi
• Race Rating: 8/10, touch of an anti-climax when Button fell back but otherwise good.
• Best Commentator overall: Brundle

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• Best Driver: Perez
• Worst Driver: Senna
• Best Rookie(Grosjean,Pic,Ricciardo,Vergne): Pic
• Best Team: Sauber
• Worst Team: Williams
• Best Overtake: Kimi-diResta
• Funniest-moment: Hamilton/Vettel moment
• Most Surprising Result: Button
• Least Surprising Result: Alonso
• Special Mention to: Maldo for being fair
• Race Rating: 8/10
• Best Commentator overall:

 

Best Driver: Alonso
Worst Driver: Maldanado
Best Rookie(Grosjean,Pic,Ricciardo,Vergne): Pic
Best Team: Sauber
Worst Team:
Best Overtake: Hamilton on Vettel
Funniest-moment: Vettel and Button talking about the incident after the race
Most Surprising Result: Button
Least Surprising Result: Alonso driving exceptionally well
Special Mention to: Petrov, Toro Rosso
Race Rating: 7/10
Best Commentator overall:

 

Best Driver: Alonso (should be advertising Head and Shoulders)
Worst Driver: Grosjean
Best Rookie(Grosjean,Pic,Ricciardo,Vergne): Pic
Best Team: McLaren: Great team performance
Worst Team: Red Bull: you should only need a map if you're lost
Best Overtake: Vettel on Button (Jejeje, as Alonso would say)
Funniest-moment: Alonso's "I'm not political" political speech (cracked me up, anyway) I didn't like it that they turned the volume down when he spoke Spanish though: what were they afraid he might say?!
Most Surprising Result: Jenson back in the hunt
Least Surprising Result: Alonso
Special Mention to: Lewis Good karma awaits you.
Race Rating: 9/10
Best Commentator overall: Well, the worst was Crofty: If they want a local radio DJ, get Alan Partridge: at least he's funny.

 

•Best Driver: Alonso.
•Worst Driver: Hamilton.
•Best Rookie(Grosjean,Pic,Ricciardo,Vergne): Ricciardo (Qualifying well).
•Best Team: Sauber.
•Worst Team: Mercedes.
•Best Overtake:Schumacher on Hulk.
•Funniest-moment:Hamilton retirement radio.
•Most Surprising Result:Raikkonen, where was Grosjean?
•Least Surprising Result:Vettel podium (but later penalty).
•Special Mention to:Schumacher, now he has started performing, the team is becoming ****.
•Race Rating: 7/10 Was an average race.

•Best Commentator overall:Lawrence Barretto (Text Comm).

 

I know you're a Schumacher fanboy but I don't know how you came to that conclusion.

 

He gave it to Hamilton as he clearly lacks carbon fiber shard management skills.

 

I was going for tyre pressure management, just give him a tube to blow into and he could have kept that tyre inflated

 

Oh no, not the management skills again. Didn't this all happen last year, with alonso's teammate management skills etc.

 

Yeah... There's absolutely no excuse for not doing that very thing.

 

You can't beat the oldies.

 

Just like Airplane.

 

I believe it originated with Alonso's alleged superlative "rim management".