Grumpy German Awards

[Sportydan]

• Best Driver:
• Worst Driver:
• Best Rookie(Grosjean,Pic,Ricciardo,Vergne):
• Best Team:
• Worst Team:
• Best Overtake:
• Funniest-moment:
• Most Surprising Result:
• Least Surprising Result:
• Special Mention to:
• Race Rating: /10
  
• Best Commentator overall:

 

[Kyle?]

•Best Driver: Kamui Kobayashi, but i'm biased
•Worst Driver: Romain Grosjean. Was anonymous all weekend, very unlike him
•Best Rookie(Grosjean,Pic,Ricciardo,Vergne): Pic
•Best Team: Sauber. High number of points scored today
•Worst Team: Williams. Maldo went backwards, Senna was nowhere
•Best Overtake:Kamui on Hulkenberg
•Funniest-moment:Not Sure
•Most Surprising Result:Sauber
•Least Surprising Result:Alonso on the podium
•Special Mention to:Nico Rosberg. Turned a terrible qualifying into a decent race. Perez deserves a shout out too.
•Race Rating: 6/10 Was a little boring in places

•Best Commentator overall:Brundle

 

[BrightLampShade]

Best Driver: I'd have to say Kobayashi
Worst Driver: No one stood out
Best Rookie(Grosjean,Pic,Ricciardo,Vergne): Pic did well today (relatively)
Best Team: Sauber - Relative
Worst Team: Williams -Relative
Best Overtake: Was is Raikkonen and Hulk side by side for a few corners?
Funniest-moment: Nothing stands out other than Vettel being caught out on the world feed about not speaking to Button, oops
Most Surprising Result: Maldanado not hitting anyone
Least Surprising Result: Alonso - steady and fast
Special Mention to: Alonso, Perez and Button
Race Rating: 7.5/10
Best Commentator overall: Watched Sky and didn't really enjoy it too much. Herbert seems good.

 

[Forza Bianchi]

• Best Driver: Alonso - he had to work hard for the win and beat faster cars
• Worst Driver: Grosjean - off the pace, made mistakes, beaten by Petrov. Maldonado was also very poor.
• Best Rookie(Grosjean,Pic,Ricciardo,Vergne): Pic - outdrove Glock
• Best Team: McLaren - fastest car, fastest pitstop
• Worst Team: HRT
• Best Overtake: Kobayashi early in the race did a double overtake on Perez and another driver
• Funniest-moment: Hamilton trying to pass Vettel and Alonso
• Most Surprising Result: Hamilton's disastrous 100th GP
• Least Surprising Result: Another great drive by Alonso
• Special Mention to: Button, strong drive.
• Race Rating: 8/10
  
• Best Commentator overall: Brundle wasn't amazing, but Croft was awful

 

[u408379965]

• Best Driver: Alonso - More for his performance in qualifying than the race
• Worst Driver: Grosjean
• Best Rookie(Grosjean,Pic,Ricciardo,Vergne): Pic
• Best Team: McLaren - Big improvement with their upgrades, great pit work as well to get Button ahead of Vettel
• Worst Team: HRT by default
• Best Overtake: Raikkonen on di Resta
• Funniest-moment: ...
• Most Surprising Result: Sauber's recovery
• Least Surprising Result: McLaren podium
• Special Mention to: Hulkenberg had a good weekend
• Race Rating: 8/10 - decent race, it never really thrilled but there was always something happening
• Best Commentator overall: Brundle

 

[TheJudeanPeoplesFront]

Best Driver: Perez, between him and Alonso really, has to be!
Worst Driver: Grosjean
Best Rookie(Grosjean,Pic,Ricciardo,Vergne): ?
Best Team: Sauber
Worst Team: Red Bull... cheeky cheeky cheats!
Best Overtake: Button on Schumey, honorable mention for Hammy on Seb
Funniest-moment: Seb waving his arms as Hamilton pissed off
Most Surprising Result: Button
Least Surprising Result: Hamilton has a terrible start and bad luck
Special Mention to: Schu, seemed good. Mercedes is a bit of a dog.
Race Rating: 7/10
Best Commentator overall: Brundle

 

[Delete Me]

Best Driver:Alonso
Worst Driver:Massa
Best Rookie(Grosjean,Pic,Ricciardo,Vergne): Ricciardo
Best Team: McLaren
Worst Team: None
Best Overtake: Kimi on Hulk
Funniest-moment: Seb and Jenson soaking Alonso
Most Surprising Result:Jenson getting on the podium
Least Surprising Result: Alonso being untouchable
Special Mention to: Lewis, played his part in Jenson's success
Race Rating: 7/10
Best Commentator overall: none

 

[Julius Caesar]

• Best Driver: Jenson Button (bias)
• Worst Driver: Romain Grosjean
• Best Rookie(Grosjean,Pic,Ricciardo,Vergne): Ricciardo
• Best Team: McLaren
• Worst Team: Williams
• Best Overtake: Raikkonen on Di Resta
• Funniest-moment: Hamilton unlapping himself
• Most Surprising Result: Button on the podium
• Least Surprising Result: Alonso winning
• Special Mention to: Alonso and Kobayashi
• Race Rating: 8/10, touch of an anti-climax when Button fell back but otherwise good.
• Best Commentator overall: Brundle

 

[di Fredsta!]

• Best Driver: Perez
• Worst Driver: Senna
• Best Rookie(Grosjean,Pic,Ricciardo,Vergne): Pic
• Best Team: Sauber
• Worst Team: Williams
• Best Overtake: Kimi-diResta
• Funniest-moment: Hamilton/Vettel moment
• Most Surprising Result: Button
• Least Surprising Result: Alonso
• Special Mention to: Maldo for being fair
• Race Rating: 8/10
• Best Commentator overall:

 

[Paco Montoya]

Best Driver: Alonso
Worst Driver: Maldanado
Best Rookie(Grosjean,Pic,Ricciardo,Vergne): Pic
Best Team: Sauber
Worst Team:
Best Overtake: Hamilton on Vettel
Funniest-moment: Vettel and Button talking about the incident after the race
Most Surprising Result: Button
Least Surprising Result: Alonso driving exceptionally well
Special Mention to: Petrov, Toro Rosso
Race Rating: 7/10
Best Commentator overall:

 

[Max Whiplash]

Best Driver: Alonso (should be advertising Head and Shoulders)
Worst Driver: Grosjean
Best Rookie(Grosjean,Pic,Ricciardo,Vergne): Pic
Best Team: McLaren: Great team performance
Worst Team: Red Bull: you should only need a map if you're lost
Best Overtake: Vettel on Button (Jejeje, as Alonso would say)
Funniest-moment: Alonso's "I'm not political" political speech (cracked me up, anyway) I didn't like it that they turned the volume down when he spoke Spanish though: what were they afraid he might say?!
Most Surprising Result: Jenson back in the hunt
Least Surprising Result: Alonso
Special Mention to: Lewis Good karma awaits you.
Race Rating: 9/10
Best Commentator overall: Well, the worst was Crofty: If they want a local radio DJ, get Alan Partridge: at least he's funny.

 

[EternalMSC]

•Best Driver: Alonso.
•Worst Driver: Hamilton.
•Best Rookie(Grosjean,Pic,Ricciardo,Vergne): Ricciardo (Qualifying well).
•Best Team: Sauber.
•Worst Team: Mercedes.
•Best Overtake:Schumacher on Hulk.
•Funniest-moment:Hamilton retirement radio.
•Most Surprising Result:Raikkonen, where was Grosjean?
•Least Surprising Result:Vettel podium (but later penalty).
•Special Mention to:Schumacher, now he has started performing, the team is becoming ****.
•Race Rating: 7/10 Was an average race.

•Best Commentator overall:Lawrence Barretto (Text Comm).

 

[Darth Vader's personal tailor]

•Worst Driver: Hamilton.

I know you're a Schumacher fanboy but I don't know how you came to that conclusion.

 

[SgtBhaji]

•Worst Driver: Hamilton.

I know you're a Schumacher fanboy but I don't know how you came to that conclusion.

He gave it to Hamilton as he clearly lacks carbon fiber shard management skills.

 

[BrightLampShade]

He gave it to Hamilton as he clearly lacks carbon fiber shard management skills.

I was going for tyre pressure management, just give him a tube to blow into and he could have kept that tyre inflated

 

[Kyle?]

Oh no, not the management skills again. Didn't this all happen last year, with alonso's teammate management skills etc.

 

[SgtBhaji]

He gave it to Hamilton as he clearly lacks carbon fiber shard management skills.

I was going for tyre pressure management, just give him a tube to blow into and he could have kept that tyre inflated

Yeah... There's absolutely no excuse for not doing that very thing.

 

[SgtBhaji]

Oh no, not the management skills again. Didn't this all happen last year, with alonso's teammate management skills etc.

You can't beat the oldies.

 

[Kyle?]

I was going for tyre pressure management, just give him a tube to blow into and he could have kept that tyre inflated

Just like Airplane.

 

[Max Whiplash]

Oh no, not the management skills again. Didn't this all happen last year, with alonso's teammate management skills etc.

I believe it originated with Alonso's alleged superlative "rim management".