Grant Holt Facts

[Kent canary]

Lionel Messi watches Grant Holt videos on Youtube for tuition.

 

[Rubik's Tube]

When Grant Holt jumps into the sea, Grant Holt does not get wet. The sea gets Grant Holt.

 

[ncfcwonky]

Paul Lambert doesn't pick Grant Holt. Grant Holt picks himself.

 

[Tony_Munky_Canary]

Sir Roger Bannister ran a four-minute mile, Grant Holt runs a four-minute marathon every morning before his breakfast

 

[Walsh.i.am]

Grant Holt has no need to swim the English channel. He jogs it

 

[redruthyella]

I just don't understand though why considering all the money he earns, Grant Holt allowed his son to be born in a stable!

 

[canarie-chippy]

When Grant Holt jumps into the sea, Grant Holt does not get wet. The sea gets Grant Holt.

Grant Holt walks ON water

 

[Rubik's Tube]

Grant Holt walks ON water

Jesus can walk on water. Grant Holt can swim through land.

 

[ilovedelia]

In my Season ticket renewal magazine there's a quote from a Swedish T.V station commentator:
"Grant Holt is a Buffalo with ballerinas feet"!

I just love the man, but can't get the vision of him in a tutu out of my head now...............................

ILD OTBC

 

[Rubik's Tube]

Grant Holt's shots never miss the target. Very occasionally someone puts the goal in the wrong place.

 

[Walsh.i.am]

The reason wikipedia was blanked out for an entire day this week was because they had a single incorrect FACT about Grant Holt. Corrections have now been made

 

[ncfcwonky]

The reason wikipedia was blanked out for an entire day this week was because they had a single incorrect FACT about Grant Holt. Corrections have now been made

Love it!

 

[Resurgam]

The reason wikipedia was blanked out for an entire day this week was because they had a single incorrect FACT about Grant Holt. Corrections have now been made

Post of the season

 

[ChrisAcle08]

This has to be the funniest, best and most factually accurate article on the Forum ever! Love it.

 

[ChrisAcle08]

I heard that Neil Armstrong was misquoted after landing on the moon.

"It's one small step for Grant Holt, one giant leap for mankind"

 

[Goldeneye175]

Lionel Messi watches Grant Holt videos on Youtube for tuition.

Excellent

 

[SheffieldCanary]

Torres asked Villas Boas "who is this beast Holt". At this point holt appeared with a flash and said "I am he". And then demanded man love from both of them.

 

[KIO]

And we've all missed the obvious one:

"Superman Wears Grant Holt Pyjamas In Bed ! "

 

[ilovedelia]

Captain Marvel buy's Grant Holt comics.
Spiderman spins webs, Grant Holt spins centre backs.
Superman shagged Lois Lane, Grant Holt shagged Superman.
Paul Jewell looks at Grant Holt in awe, 'Awesome' is Grant Holts middle name.

ILD OTBC

 

[Tony_Munky_Canary]

Grant Holt has got fove toes on his left foot