Grant Holt Facts

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Sir Roger Bannister ran a four-minute mile, Grant Holt runs a four-minute marathon every morning before his breakfast <ok>
 
I just don't understand though why considering all the money he earns, Grant Holt allowed his son to be born in a stable!
 
In my Season ticket renewal magazine there's a quote from a Swedish T.V station commentator:
"Grant Holt is a Buffalo with ballerinas feet"!

I just love the man, but can't get the vision of him in a tutu out of my head now...............................

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This has to be the funniest, best and most factually accurate article on the Forum ever! Love it.
 
I heard that Neil Armstrong was misquoted after landing on the moon.

"It's one small step for Grant Holt, one giant leap for mankind"
 
Torres asked Villas Boas "who is this beast Holt". At this point holt appeared with a flash and said "I am he". And then demanded man love from both of them.
 
Captain Marvel buy's Grant Holt comics.
Spiderman spins webs, Grant Holt spins centre backs.
Superman shagged Lois Lane, Grant Holt shagged Superman.
Paul Jewell looks at Grant Holt in awe, 'Awesome' is Grant Holts middle name.

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