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Grant Holt Facts

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  1. Kent canary

    Kent canary Well-Known Member

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    Lionel Messi watches Grant Holt videos on Youtube for tuition.
     
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    Kent canary, Jan 22, 2012
  2. Rubik's Tube

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    When Grant Holt jumps into the sea, Grant Holt does not get wet. The sea gets Grant Holt.
     
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    Rubik's Tube, Jan 22, 2012
  3. ncfcwonky

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    Paul Lambert doesn't pick Grant Holt. Grant Holt picks himself.
     
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    ncfcwonky, Jan 22, 2012
  4. Tony_Munky_Canary

    Tony_Munky_Canary Well-Known Member

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    Sir Roger Bannister ran a four-minute mile, Grant Holt runs a four-minute marathon every morning before his breakfast <ok>
     
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    Tony_Munky_Canary, Jan 22, 2012
  5. Walsh.i.am

    Walsh.i.am Well-Known Member
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    Grant Holt has no need to swim the English channel. He jogs it<ok>
     
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    Walsh.i.am, Jan 22, 2012
  6. redruthyella

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    I just don't understand though why considering all the money he earns, Grant Holt allowed his son to be born in a stable!
     
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    redruthyella, Jan 22, 2012
  7. canarie-chippy

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    Grant Holt walks ON water
     
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    canarie-chippy, Jan 22, 2012
  8. Rubik's Tube

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    Jesus can walk on water. Grant Holt can swim through land.
     
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    Rubik's Tube, Jan 22, 2012
  9. ilovedelia

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    In my Season ticket renewal magazine there's a quote from a Swedish T.V station commentator:
    "Grant Holt is a Buffalo with ballerinas feet"!

    I just love the man, but can't get the vision of him in a tutu out of my head now...............................

    ILD OTBC :emoticon-0101-sadsm
     
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    ilovedelia, Jan 22, 2012
  10. Rubik's Tube

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    Grant Holt's shots never miss the target. Very occasionally someone puts the goal in the wrong place.
     
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    Rubik's Tube, Jan 22, 2012

  11. Walsh.i.am

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    The reason wikipedia was blanked out for an entire day this week was because they had a single incorrect FACT about Grant Holt. Corrections have now been made <ok>
     
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    Walsh.i.am, Jan 22, 2012
  12. ncfcwonky

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    Love it! <laugh>
     
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    ncfcwonky, Jan 22, 2012
  13. Resurgam

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    Post of the season <applause>
     
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    Resurgam, Jan 22, 2012
  14. ChrisAcle08

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    This has to be the funniest, best and most factually accurate article on the Forum ever! Love it.
     
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    ChrisAcle08, Jan 23, 2012
  15. ChrisAcle08

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    I heard that Neil Armstrong was misquoted after landing on the moon.

    "It's one small step for Grant Holt, one giant leap for mankind"
     
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    ChrisAcle08, Jan 23, 2012
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    Excellent
     
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    Goldeneye175, Jan 23, 2012
  17. SheffieldCanary

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    Torres asked Villas Boas "who is this beast Holt". At this point holt appeared with a flash and said "I am he". And then demanded man love from both of them.
     
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    SheffieldCanary, Jan 23, 2012
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    And we've all missed the obvious one:

    "Superman Wears Grant Holt Pyjamas In Bed ! "

    <laugh>
     
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    KIO, Jan 24, 2012
  19. ilovedelia

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    Captain Marvel buy's Grant Holt comics.
    Spiderman spins webs, Grant Holt spins centre backs.
    Superman shagged Lois Lane, Grant Holt shagged Superman.
    Paul Jewell looks at Grant Holt in awe, 'Awesome' is Grant Holts middle name.

    ILD OTBC
     
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    ilovedelia, Jan 24, 2012
  20. Tony_Munky_Canary

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    Grant Holt has got fove toes on his left foot <ok>
     
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    Tony_Munky_Canary, Jan 24, 2012
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