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Grant Holt Facts

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  1. Yellows

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    When an unstoppable force meets an immovable object, Grant Holt still comes away with the ball.
     
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    Yellows, Jan 24, 2012
  2. KIO

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    fove ? <laugh>
     
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    KIO, Jan 24, 2012
  3. Tony_Munky_Canary

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    Yes, most people have five but Grant Holt has fove <ok>
     
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    Tony_Munky_Canary, Jan 24, 2012
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  5. ilovedelia

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    The mountain cometh to the man!

    ILD OTBC
     
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  6. redruthyella

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    As President Kennedy famously said at his inauguration:
    "Ask not what Grant Holt can do for you&#8212;ask what you can do for Grant Holt."
     
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    redruthyella, Jan 24, 2012
  7. Exile

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    Grant Holt is a fixed point, he makes the Earth turn beneath him.
     
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    When Grant Holt was fitting tyres for a living, FA executives would lie awake at night dreaming that one day he would play football professionally.
     
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  9. SheffieldCanary

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    Grant Holt got confused and arrived at St Andrews for today's game. When he realised his mistake the authorities demolished the stadium and grant holt moved the Hawthorns into its place.
     
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    SheffieldCanary, Jan 28, 2012
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    Confused so badly that he went to Scotland????

    Oh, not THAT St. Andrews!

    <laugh>
     
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  11. Canariez

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    Excellent thread ;)
     
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  12. Canary f1

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    The 24 TV series ended because Jack Bauer heard that Grant Holt would be the main antagonist in the next season.
     
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  13. KIO

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    I can't remember which restaurant in Norwich is offering that 3lb mega burger free of charge if you can eat the lot ? However, I do know that Grant Holt ate three of 'em just before he scored his hat-trick against the binners last year ! <laugh>
     
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    The Film Taken is a actually reenactment ofhow Grant Holt reacted when his daughter was kidknapped
     
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    Actually in the original film it was a tyre iron that was taken. Grant Holt raised hell to get it back...and he did!
     
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    Originally Grant Holt was preferred ahead of Russell Crowe in the lead for "Gladiator" though he was unavailable due to hat-trick commitments against Ipswich.
     
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  17. Tony_Munky_Canary

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    Grant Holt shot the sheriff AND the deputy <ok>
     
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    Tony_Munky_Canary, Jan 29, 2012
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    The Stig is Grant Holt
     
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    Grant Holt went on holiday between games to Russia ,and ended up fighting a Yeti, then ate it........<ok>
     
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  20. Yellows

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    When Grant Holt does a press-up he's not pushing his body up, he's pushing the ground down.
     
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