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Goodbye Jose and......

Discussion in 'Southampton' started by St. Luigi Scrosoppi, Aug 14, 2016.

  1. Diego

    Diego Lone Ranger

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    Really don't see us (United) as bidding for him, yes he is a superb CH but, Jose said he wanted 4 players he has got them all, Smalling is a very good CH and Bailly looks the part with Blind as a very good back up (plus Jones and Big Tim).
    I think our name is being used by a twat of an agent to get a better deal.
     
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  2. I Sorry I Ruined The Party

    I Sorry I Ruined The Party Well-Known Member

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    His wife is probably as legit as his source.

    Although at this point, he would probably do well to just go full Penthouse forum.

    Dear Sotonians,

    I never thought it would happen to me, but the other day I was washing my car as I usually do, wearing chamois shorts and no top, when I realized my car was parked in a sorority parking lot even though that doesn't make any sense in the UK....

    After inviting me to their room in the sorority house which also really doesn't make any sense... I realized that in addition to studying clinical psychology and astrophysics and part-time bikini modeling, the blonde with the gigantic rack was actually an advance scout for Southampton, while her roommate was Saints' sports psychologist....

    "We will sign a right-footed full international CB who has been compared VVD" she teased. "Unless his club refuses to let him go, and we sign a left-sided attacking midfielder instead" her roommate responded, giving her a friendly swat with the pillow. "But the coaching staff don't rate him!" she replied. "Let's just make out!"
     
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  3. fatletiss

    fatletiss Well-Known Member

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    Maybe she needs to give him a good... Well, you know... :eek:
     
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  4. Shepherd's Clearing

    Shepherd's Clearing Well-Known Member

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    And therein lies the rub....'story'.
     
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  5. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    And Matty's hardly skint himself. About the only regret he could possibly have is not having many medals. Fonte already beats him there.

    Anyway, I'll allow him a wobble, so long as he settles in again and does what's expected of him in a Saints shirt. Even Matty nearly went to spurs.
     
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  6. fran-MLs little camera

    fran-MLs little camera Well-Known Member

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    I do think it is related to the upheaval with Koeman leaving while Jose was away. I can imagine coming back from a truly great high and looking forward to a Europa league season compared badly with coming back to more uncertainty...that could be deflating.
     
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  7. Whiteley Saint

    Whiteley Saint Well-Known Member

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  8. Beddy

    Beddy Plays the percentage

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    Still having difficulty in believing he wants to go.........He has found fame if not fortune with the Saints......Saints are offering him that Fortune I gather.........Once again it would appear you have an agent who thinks he knows better where a players future lies. Fonte is a good player but he is not a united player or the right age. I am convinced if he went there he would be no better than a bit player, mainly on the bench.
    If he keeps himself fit he will have a longer international career staying at Saints as well as a longer possible playing career in the top flight. IMO it would be madness for him to go.
    Just another agent trying to make a few million....................Perhaps it is time that the football authorities put a cap on what an agent can charge Then perhaps you would not get agents being so ready to unsteady players as there wouldn't be so many of them!!
    Daft I know but sometimes I would like to put them up against the wall and shoot the lot of them.........they are a bloody nuisance.
     
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  9. fran-MLs little camera

    fran-MLs little camera Well-Known Member

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    Damn that Whiteley!! :)
     
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  10. Whiteley Saint

    Whiteley Saint Well-Known Member

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    Ahum....<whistle>
     
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  11. fran-MLs little camera

    fran-MLs little camera Well-Known Member

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    Already noted and amended.:steam: Damn your reflexes.
     
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  12. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    As for the story about the player having his head in the clouds and being unable to concentrate on the job in hand - cobblers. Never yet heard of a player unable to play due to elation.

    There's nothing here but speculation. Despite having said the same thing many times recently before being proved wrong, I don't see the point in worrying about unsubstantiated rumours.
     
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  13. fatletiss

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    Maybe "head in the clouds" meant "still pissed" from the celebrations <laugh>
     
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  14. fran-MLs little camera

    fran-MLs little camera Well-Known Member

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    I would call it being distracted rather than still elated....and he had only a very short time to settle back in. Not sound like Fonte? Well, he's never won a major tournament before (apart from the JPT :)).
     
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    Take everything jack ****t says with a big ****ing bucket of salt
     
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  16. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    The right explanation is frequently the most obvious - he was knackered.
     
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  17. Mostlymadeofwater

    Mostlymadeofwater Well-Known Member

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    Occam's razor?
     
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  18. Velcro Roy

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    Along with all the others,itks my arse!
     
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  19. Brixham Saint

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    I'd love Fonte to stay, he has been a great player and leader for us through the years. However if he wants to leave so be it. We will then need to go out and sign a new younger CB, of which I'm sure we already have targets.
    I then believe that VVD now has the stature to step up and be the leader at the back.
     
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  20. hotbovril

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    International success has screwed with his mind? Give me a break. I've never heard of anything quite so utterly ridiculous.

    We have a few expressions in Glasgow to cover what I think of this statement:

    1. Haud yer weesht and gees peace - I say old chap, I believe that you may be talking ****e so how's about shutting up?
    2. He's a pure fanny geeing it laldy - That gentlemen seems to really like the sound of his own voice.
    3. He's no but a fuddnutt chatting mince - I suspect that this fellow is using the incorrect orifice for verbal communication.

    I believe all three are appropriate here. Just choose your order.
     
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