Off Topic Golf

Easy mistake to make, must have been the platform shoes that confused you.

 

I had to have my Driver lengthened so I could play in them.

 

Sounds pretty painful. Did he object?

 

I played 18 holes on Saturday, Monday and today. This afternoon, started terribly but recovered with four birdies for a 77. Driving was superb but let down too often by long irons going right.

 

Do you still Cheat?

 

If I did I'd be shooting 70 every round

 

So, an admission that you used to.

 

No but your original question was a fallacy of many questions...the rhetorical trick of asking a question that cannot be answered without admitting a presupposition that may be false.

 

You could have just lied and said I've never cheated.

 

But then I'd be lying about lying.

 

I'm the same, I'd be lying if I misrepresented myself by saying I used to cheat.

 

Will you just **** off please? It’s bad enough you’ve played 3 times in the space of a week but a 77....really?

I’m this close (makes small sign with thumb and forefinger) to signing up at Ravensworth. I could hit the tee box on the 8th with a PW from my garden so it doesn’t make sense to go anywhere else really but I’m still unsure!

 

8th is the old 16th if I recall.
One of old Dorty's favourite holes.

 

Aye, it is Crone must live somewhere near Easedale then? I remember the good old days when Grant used to run the pro shop at Ravensworth and let us on for free! I would join up Crone mate, there's nowt like getting value for money by nipping along for nine or eighteen holes a few times a week. I'm playing another nine tomorrow afternoon.

 

Or off Borowdale, Inspector...
I don't I think I ever paid at Ravensworth.

 

I played golf today i found it very easy tbh. Every shot straight i was playing like checy chase in caddyshack around the greens too.

 

There's an app called tee off times, you can probably play most local courses for about £12 nowadays.

 

I think crazy golf would be more your style Captain.

 

Too easy mate

Seriously i played the entire course with my 4 iron and rarely required a putter