Geordie meltdown thread
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Newcastle United had negotiated a new sponsorship deal with a leading dog food manufacturer until someone pointed out that having the word "Winalot" emblazoned on their shirts would be stretching the truth a little too far.
Newcastle United FC have apparently set up a call centre for fans who are troubled by their latest form.
The number is 0800 10 10 10
Calls charged at peak rate for overseas users.
Once again the number is
0800 won nothing won nothing won nothing.
The number is 0800 10 10 10
Calls charged at peak rate for overseas users.
Once again the number is
0800 won nothing won nothing won nothing.
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Sweet mother of God! I thought this was a piss take from our lot, but they have actually done this...
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I like how they say that they are speaking for the region! What a load of bollocks..
The majority of the region are still queueing outside greggs waiting for the Benwell Dummies (sausage rolls) coming out of the oven
Speak for the region, everyone is right behind you, Statue? 
That is right through pathetic and out the other side.
That is right through pathetic and out the other side.
The Ronnie Gill.
Owt to do with Lee Ryder?
Some say they'll miss the derby. I'll happily miss it for the next ten years.
I'd love to see the ****s in the vanamara league.
The Ronnie Gill.
Owt to do with Lee Ryder?
Some say they'll miss the derby. I'll happily miss it for the next ten years.
I'd love to see the ****s in the vanamara league.
Not his style mate. He usually leaves loads of spaces so the thick ****ers can point to the words as they read them.
Somebodys pinched my sombrero
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**** off Billy. You love us really.The Ronnie Gill.
Owt to do with Lee Ryder?
Some say they'll miss the derby. I'll happily miss it for the next ten years.
I'd love to see the ****s in the vanamara league.
Nowt against you personally mate - just hate your **** of a club.
Somebodys pinched my sombrero
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Wouldn't expect owt else mate. Not keen on your club eitherNowt against you personally mate - just hate your **** of a club.
I quite like you though. Mwah.
Why would Ashley want to be out of the Championship when he`s just paid £80m to get in it?