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Geordie meltdown thread

Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Teessidemackem, May 12, 2016.

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  1. mackemwelder

    mackemwelder Well-Known Member

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    mackemwelder Well-Known Member

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    Newcastle United had negotiated a new sponsorship deal with a leading dog food manufacturer until someone pointed out that having the word "Winalot" emblazoned on their shirts would be stretching the truth a little too far.
     
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    Newcastle United FC have apparently set up a call centre for fans who are troubled by their latest form.
    The number is 0800 10 10 10
    Calls charged at peak rate for overseas users.
    Once again the number is
    0800 won nothing won nothing won nothing.
     
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    Sweet mother of God! I thought this was a piss take from our lot, but they have actually done this...


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  8. Billy Death

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    They really are making arses of themselves.
     
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    And they`ve got a petition. <laugh>
     
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    I like how they say that they are speaking for the region! What a load of bollocks..
     
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  11. mackemwelder

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    The majority of the region are still queueing outside greggs waiting for the Benwell Dummies (sausage rolls) coming out of the oven
     
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    Speak for the region, everyone is right behind you, Statue? <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>

    That is right through pathetic and out the other side.
     
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  13. Billy Death

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    The Ronnie Gill. <doh>
    Owt to do with Lee Ryder?

    Some say they'll miss the derby. I'll happily miss it for the next ten years.
    I'd love to see the ****s in the vanamara league.
     
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    Billy Death, May 13, 2016
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    <laugh>
     
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    Not his style mate. He usually leaves loads of spaces so the thick ****ers can point to the words as they read them.
     
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    **** off Billy. You love us really.
     
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    Nowt against you personally mate - just hate your **** of a club. <ok>
     
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    Billy Death, May 13, 2016
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    Somebodys pinched my sombrero Well-Known Member

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    Wouldn't expect owt else mate. Not keen on your club either <ok>

    I quite like you though. Mwah.
     
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    Why would Ashley want to be out of the Championship when he`s just paid £80m to get in it?
     
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    grandpops, May 13, 2016
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    <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh> ffs
     
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